The Secret Girl Code.

Started by shellie6 pages

Originally posted by JToTheP
cry *chokes and runs off crybaby *
dont go far babe.... 😉

So, the only time I ever dressed in drag was at the cafe/pub my housemate's Zack and Brian worked at. They hired me to watch the back door so no one would leave with their beers. We all dressed up as women since it was 'Lady's Night', and I titled myself as 'Prestina, the Back Door Diva.' I would say sh*t like, "who do I have to blow to get a glass of beer around here." It was hilarious to freak people out, though most people cracked up laughing. Then, the cops came and broke up a fight out front and I want out there saying, in my lady voice, "Oooo, look at all these men in uniform. Who do I have to blow to get a pair of hand cuffs around here." My roomie, Zack, was fully diva'd out as well and he had to talk to the cops to tell them what happened. He totally stayed in character and used his lady voice the whole time. Brian actually broke the fight up dressed as a woman. It was classic.

Originally posted by shellie
dont go far babe.... 😉

ranting *gets scissors and cuts off hiker's pants* Oh...I didn't think he wore those....normally....*runs off snickering and pounces shellie*

Sorry ladies, I need to scan them and I don't have a scanner right now. 😬

Originally posted by JToTheP
Leave the insanity out of my room. 😛
hmmm... I'm not insane... does that mean I can visit you in your room? 😉

"They're coming."
*stares off into the horizon*
"They're coming."

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Sorry ladies, I need to scan them and I don't have a scanner right now. 😬
awww.. no fun!

Originally posted by DarkPheonix
hmmm... I'm not insane... does that mean I can visit you in your room? 😉

Not without an appointment with the secretary. 😄

Re: The Secret Girl Code.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Is there some ancient secret girl code that us guys don't know about? Because, I go to this bar by my house quite frequently, and I've ordered whiskey/colas many a time, and they usually seem to have more cola than whiskey. But tonight, my 'friend' Heather ordered me one, and I could have sworn she winked, or something, at the female bartender, who in turn made me up the strongest whiskey/cola drink I ever had. It was as if by some sort of body movement, i.e. the wink, 😉 the bartender new that Heather wanted to get me hammered so she could take advantage of me. So, it led me to wonder, do girls communicate with each other in some sort of sacred tongue that involves no tongue at all, rather body movements or some sort of high pitched vocal sounds that men can't hear? 😕

Why wink when she can just simply smile at the bartender. 😬

Originally posted by JToTheP
Not without an appointment with the secretary. 😄
whos the secretary???

Originally posted by DarkPheonix
whos the secretary???

😗 *walks into his home and over to his very fine and hard-working secretary, and her two rot wiler guard dogs*

Originally posted by JToTheP
😗 *walks into his home and over to his very fine and hard-working secretary, and her two rot wiler guard dogs*
wife....

right....wife....if that what you wish to tell yourself....

Anyway, this is beyond the "secret girl code" anyway.

I suppose so.

Originally posted by JToTheP

Anyway, this is beyond the "secret girl code" anyway.

exactly right ...

*gives secret girl code to D P : no wife .....its called a best friend.....moi*

Originally posted by shellie
exactly right ...

*gives secret girl code to D P : no wife .....its called a best friend.....moi*

*oh... I'm sorry.. I just like to flirt & pick on ppl. nothing meant by it 🙂*

I'm sure that's right.

Originally posted by mailedbypostman
I'm sure that's right.
I've had about enough of you... you are a mean person and shouldnt use a key bord... why are you so malicious and sadistic?

Originally posted by DarkPheonix
*oh... I'm sorry.. I just like to flirt & pick on ppl. nothing meant by it 🙂*
*secret code : i understand....just doing my job , so behave 😎 *

What do you mean?