P.I.M.P. Headquarters

*takes swigs of the bottle while relaxing behind the bar to pass the time*

*wakes up* how did i get here? I was on the floor....

*takes another swig of bottle* yeah, I know, but nobody sleeps comfortably on the floor now do they?

so.....you touched me?

If your back, and behind your knees, to LIFT you off the FLOOR count, then yeah.

glare U can't Touch this!

Oh jesus christ. 🙄 *takes a heavy swig of the bottle before chucking hat off head* Don't even say that shit.

What! You can't!!!! No one can touch me!

*hops over the bar, finishing the bottle and chucking it into the recycling bin as it shatters* You know what, next time you pass out drunk, don't even look at me and expect me to pick you up, most ****in ungrateful person EVER!!! *staggers upstairs and goes into his bedroom and collapses on the bed*

hmmmmm....funny! I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING!!!!!!

Oh woman shut the **** up, I hope you actually regret drinking so damn much one day 🙄 *searches for headphones while lying on bed*

Bite me! *starts watching t.v*

Shut your ****in cakehole you drunk!!!!!! *finds headphones, plugs them into stereo and listens to music*

*mummbles* **** you *as i turn on a movie*

*raps along with song while thinking: **** that drunk she got so many problems, attitude being one, needs to stop acting like such a high-priority super b!tch*

i like this 😱

thinks to self: i wonder what it would be like to put cornbread in milk

*listens to music more while putting Scarface in his DVD player, and turns on the surround sound system, and turns off music when it starts*

*hears scarface playing and sits there pouting*

*relaxes on bed, proping feet up on chair next to it, and watching movie more* Yeah Tony, **** his shit up! 😱