P.I.M.P. Headquarters

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Reverend Carter Rockefeller

lol PIMP(ette) SLAP HIM!

slap who Mr. Carter?

Originally posted by Delicious1
He knows better

Indeed I do. So, I still don't know what the hardest thing we've got that you would want is....

Originally posted by JToTheP
Indeed I do. So, I still don't know what the hardest thing we've got that you would want is....

Men!
*gets up jumps over bar, pushes greg out of the way, grabs a glass and fills it with vodka, rare breed, royal crown and rum*

Originally posted by Delicious1
Men!
*gets up jumps over bar, pushes greg out of the way, grabs a glass and fills it with vodka, rare breed, royal crown and rum*

Oh holy hell, no wonder I became a pimp. 🙄 *leaves the living room, and heads up to one of the bedrooms, and turns on the stereo, thumping the windows in the room*

How many hang out theards are needed for the OTF? It's aproaching the double digits.

But whatever, I support anyhing having to do with pimping women or prostitution in general.

Originally posted by BackFire
How many hang out theards are needed for the OTF? It's aproaching the double digits.

But whatever, I support anyhing having to do with pimping women or prostitution in general.

It's a hang out in general for P.I.M.P.s./P.I.M.P.E.T.T.E.s or anyone who wants anything to do with the organization, as I said in the first post. 😄

*takes broom and bangs on the ceiling* Turn it down! I'd like to get wasted in Piece!!! *takes a shot and passes out*

🙄 How many times I've heard that....*listens more to stereo*

*Trish, one of the founders/CEO of the organization comes out of the elevator and sees silver on the floor*

Trish:Is this how you all sleep when your not working?
Tommy:No, not usually, she just...wanted to get trashed...and did.
Trish:I'm so sure, someone get her to her bedroom, which costed so much damn money to customize. *Trish shakes her head and goes into the Secretary's room, as Greg and a couple of others carry Silver into her room, and put her to bed*

GET THE FVCK OUT!!!!! I'm leaving i'll be back later. *storms out*

Tommy: 😑 What the hell just happened? Jeff:Whatever happened, Trish, and Joe will be EXTREMELY pissed!!! *Greg dusts himself off as he stands* Greg😛imps and Pimpettes both got issues, Pimps are so damn arrogant, and Pimpettes are loud and physical. Tommy:Yeah but, Pimps pimp smack people around, Pimpettes just stilletto them in the balls.

*pimp struts into room*
theme music: (Freddy's Dead)
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What's really going on, pimp'n?

Shoot me some of that Woo Woo juice, so I can get slizzered. Ya smell me?

Pimp'n ain't easy. So answer me this.

Where's my b*tches?

Originally posted by D-Double
Ya smell me?

😆 Holy crap, thats the new pimp pick up line huh? 😛

*Comes out of the bedroom, walks down the spiraling staircase, and into the bar/2nd living room* Whoa...what's wit the stone faces? Tommy:Uhhh....Silver stormed out and--*the secretary doors open, as Trish comes back inside* Trish:Where is Silver? WHERE is my number one P.I.M.P.E.T.T.E.? Trish:YOU! John! WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER!? I just came back down here, and it's Mr. Jp!! Trish:Your gonna end up being Mr. NOP if you don't shut your mouth!!! Trish:If she isn't back her by morning...you'll be out on your ass, no bling bling, no jacket, no hat, NOTHING but the damn boxer shorts you wake up in!!! *As she goes back to the elevator and up to the top floor* Jeff:Told ya she's pissed. Damn her leaving like that, what the hell happened? Tommy: She flipped out on us when we tried to put her in her bed, just like Trish asked.

My name is Sweet Chocolate Sieck G.

Originally posted by R0B
😆 Holy crap, thats the new pimp pick up line huh? 😛

You damn right, playboy.

To pimp you gotta flip them verbs like pancakes.
Sure to get in them panties, while the nerds get a handshake.

What's percolate'n, home slice.

*comes back in* Hello all 🙂

Ashley why did you change your name? 🙁 Deliciouse was wayyy better than that. Oh well, wat up homegirl. I's be pimp daddy Rob 😬

I don't like pimps. They steal my girlfirends and turn them into whores. 😖ad:

Hey Silver, wha's crackin?

R0B your outta your damn mind.