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Are you calling me a retard!?

Originally posted by JToTheP
Josh: Shut da **** up you hiking dumbass. 🙄

canadian Okie, I asked nicely once. Now you made me mad. *goes to call police*

*on phone* canadian Hello, Police? Yeah, hi. I am calling to complain about my neighbor and all his boning and sausage slinging and chili dogging and his one eyed custard chucking. It's very annoying. Okay, thank you. *hangs up*

canadianHere come the cops, biatch.

policepolicepolice
policepolicepolice

😆

Originally posted by Silver Tongue
Are you calling me a retard!?

No, I would never talk to my friends like that. I meant the people that want nothing to do with this place, but piss off others.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
canadian Okie, I asked nicely once. Now you made me mad. *goes to call police*

*on phone* canadian Hello, Police? Yeah, hi. I am calling to complain about my neighbor and all his boning and sausage slinging and chili dogging and his one eyed custard chucking. It's very annoying. Okay, thank you. *hangs up*

canadianHere come the cops, biatch.

policepolicepolice
policepolicepolice

ill give you a grand to get me off 😎

Originally posted by JToTheP
No, I would never talk to my friends like that. I meant the people that want nothing to do with this place, but piss off others.

good boy

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
canadian Okie, I asked nicely once. Now you made me mad. *goes to call police*

*on phone* canadian Hello, Police? Yeah, hi. I am calling to complain about my neighbor and all his boning and sausage slinging and chili dogging and his one eyed custard chucking. It's very annoying. Okay, thank you. *hangs up*

canadianHere come the cops, biatch.

policepolicepolice
policepolicepolice

Josh:Yeah....uhhh....those is Canadian cops....so....yeah hes a damn liar is all I gotta say bout that. He's one to talk to, flashing his raccoon hat, and saying America is nothing, and mooning my wife, and my boss, and it's just inappropriate and messed up ya know?

Originally posted by Silver Tongue
good boy

I thought you knew I lovered all my friends, including you.

Josh.....shut up!

*polishes his gold tooth*

What the hell is go'n on up in here?

I'm look'n to get my game sprinkled and it's the elephants graveyard.

Spit at a pimp. I'm talk'n steak and shrimp. Ya smell me?

Well then silver tounge are you gon get your hoes or b!tches or whatever to follow your commands?

*looks around,walks out*

My shift ain't started yet Rob

Originally posted by Silver Tongue
My shift ain't started yet Rob

Can I be your shoe polisher or something? Ill be one of your biatches 🤺

*sticks foot out*

* shines Ashleys shoe *

canadian Okie, I tried my best, I guess if you can't beat em', join em.' Then suck them off! Can I be a man whore, here?!!

hey rob!!!

Yo charz, wat up homie?