If I was.....

finish the statement damnit....

IF I WAS THE PRESIDENT I WOULD HAVE NO WARS, SMOKE JOINTS AT WORK, MAKE EVERYTHING FREE, EVERYONE WOULD BE NICE, AND BUSH WOULD DIE!

kmthanxbi! 💃

if i were president the world would be in chaos
wait its already in chaos
no need for me to be president

if i was a guy i'd pee in ur mouth

haha yes!!! your awesome!!!! make em drink your piss yucky!

AND BUSH WOULD DIE!

if i was a sexy b*tch i'd seduce u all...........

if i was a hobo need i say more?

Originally posted by BrOwnEyeDBitCh
haha yes!!! your awesome!!!! make em drink your piss yucky!

if i had enough money id hire a hitman to exterminate you

but you are im seduced ahhhh! 🤘
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if i had a car i would run you over.

if i was a chicken u would be my first victim...

if i had a gun
i go rob a store for 50c

if you were a chicken i'd sell you to mcdonolds like the whore you should be. mwaaaaaaa

Originally posted by BrOwnEyeDBitCh
if you were a chicken i'd sell you to mcdonolds like the whore you should be. mwaaaaaaa

if i read that message id say u were retarded

thats funny cause mcdonalds doesnt use chicken they use pigeon.

if i was a mod i'd ban browneyed

Originally posted by Penguinbasher
if i was a mod i'd ban browneyed

me too

good job!

wat a nice thread 😑

if i was a cop and carried a gun i'd shot you.