LOST: 1 Sense of humour

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LOST: 1 Sense of humour

That's it. It' s official. I've officially misplaced my sense of humor. Yep.

Knock Knock jokes are lost on me. I'm oblivious to prat falls. I don't get Chris Farley.

Kerry's hair looks perfectly normal to me. I feel sorry for Bush when he stammers out a particularly difficult word.

The word "Lewinsky" has no meaning to me now.

Smiley's just look weird to me...

I mean, look at it - " :0) " <--- what the hell is that anyway?

Lost - 1 Sense of Humor. Answers to the name of Screwball. Fuzzy around the edges, polka dots pink belly and floppy ears. Last seen wearing clown shoes.

If anyone has seen this item, please return it, no questions asked. A small reward will be paid.

Thank you, and good evening.

Sincerely,
Mr. Canadian Moose, CEO of Deadpan Inc.

i'll keep an eye out

yea pal ill tell u if i see it

yea if i find it ill return it

It's very tempermental. Be careful.

i found it, but it bit me... and i think it broke my funnybone 🙁

O.o

Originally posted by sniper
i found it, but it bit me... and i think it broke my funnybone 🙁

Sounds like it. Try tickling it. And I apologize.

i saw it runnin but im to tired to chase it after that red sox v yankee game

nope havent seen it yet but ill keep my eyes peeled...

just seen it sitting on a park bench eating.....bananas 😖

yup i see it. its feeding alcasulcer to the pidgeons