Hmm...
What is your Superhero Name? The Slacker
What are your Powers? Able to watch 8 hrs of TV str8 without ever having to get up to use the bathroom.
What is your Motto? Why do it today when you can leave it for tomorrow
Who is your archnemesis? A job application
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What is your Superhero Name? The Drinking Marvel
What are your Powers? Able to consume massive amounts of alcohol without getting completely wasted
What is your Motto? Drink up
Who is your archnemesis? The conscientious bartender