The Sad Life Of A Penis

i got this in a text message from a friend, so some of you have probably heard this but anyway 😬 maybe a little laugh for you 😊

THE SAD LIFE OF A PENIS

i only have one eye,
my hair is a mess,
my skin is wrinkly,
my relatives are nuts,
my neighbours an a$$hole
and my best friend is a cVnt.

well now thats rather strange hun

youre the horny one 😖

bananasbananas

uh....... oh! *rummages for a quote* here some where..........

haha those bananas are getting it on!

so simple minded

What....The.....****!?!? As if a penis thread wasn't bad enough, banana sex is out, WAY OUT! Now THIS is why I'm never up at 8:30 AM.

party09party09party09party09

Alright, enough with the bananas, no banana sex before 6 PM.

dunce.................bananasbananas

It's 8:57 AM, 6 PM is a WHILE off.

my thread cry has been invaded by crazy newbies schmoll

Umm...please keep your posts PG-13...