Let's try an experiment
Everyone hold their breath for as long as they can, and then post while they are holding their breath.
Count how long you can hold your breath. Update occasionally with your new count. Then post when you finally had to breathe.
Pretty soon the posts should get funky as hypoxia sets in.
:0)
No one die out there, now
>Canadian Moose sits back to see if anyone is goofy enough to really try this<