Lockjaw vs. Pip the troll vs. Lockheed

Enough with the all-powerful cosmic beings such as Eternity, we need more down-to-earth-brawls!

Here we have Pip the Troll, the furry compainion of Adam Warlock.
http://www.marveldirectory.com/individuals/p/pipthetroll.htm

Next, we have Lockjaw, the doggy of the Inhumans.
http://www.marveldirectory.com/individuals/l/lockjaw.htm

Finally, we have Lockheed, pet dragon of the X-men.
http://www.marveldirectory.com/individuals/l/lockheed.htm

Sit back, my friends, and warm your hands next to the fire-flame! Let us enjoy ourselves with food, drink, and dance as we watch this epic battle unfold!

PS Pip the troll wins

Come on, join in! Who is going to win?

I'll kill them all with a BB gun

Originally posted by Arsenal
I'll kill them all with a BB gun

Noooooooooooooo! Not Pip!

Ok. I'll spare pip from getting shot at with a BB gun. Maybe I'll just throw a feather at him. That will probably just give him a bruise.

Pip has the Space Gem, which gives him class Z teleporting skill, which means he can teleport anywhere in the entire universe with no consequence, as long as he has a clear idea of where he is teleporting to. It also gives him every possible movement power, like unlimited speed, unlimited agility, ect.
Pip would destroy you.

Pip has the Space Gem, which gives him class Z teleporting skill, which means he can teleport anywhere in the entire universe with no consequence, as long as he has a clear idea of where he is teleporting to. It also gives him every possible movement power, like unlimited speed, unlimited agility, ect.

Lockjaw owns them all. With his lockjaw factor he owns any animal even if they have an infinity gem.

Originally posted by Evangel94
Lockjaw owns them all. With his lockjaw factor he owns any animal even if they have an infinity gem.

Are you calling Pip the troll an animal? Die you worthless scum!

Lockjaw eats pip the troll as a snack in between meals.

It isn't so!

It is true, I have seen it with my own 3 eyes!

Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!

Pip KO'd Wolverine once. Or dropped a rock on his head anyway, not sure if it KO'd him.

Wolverine's pants weren't affected by a nuclear blast.

Face it, Pip the troll wins. Plus, he's lewd!

My internet went down for a week, and no one replied to my beloved thread of joy.

🙁

Pip the Troll is lewd!

LEWD I TELL YOU!