Make Each Other Laugh [Merged]

Started by LordKerrigor20 pages

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Okay, here's a joke I think I read in some other thread.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we happen to have a drink named after you!"

So the grasshopper says, "You have a drink named, Steve?" 😱

This story is set once upon a time, in a magical, make believe place called Jamaica. One fine day, a Rasta (tm) dude called Bob, who had just finished smoking away his daily allowance, was called by his Mum to take their cow to market to swap for some food. But Bob, getting to market, was 'tricked' into swapping the cow for some 'draw'. When he got home, his Mum was not very happy, and threw the 'draw' out of the window. The next morning, Bob could not believe his bloodshot eyes! Outside his window, a giant 'spliff' was poking up into the clouds. He quickly got dressed, throwing on his usual baggy trousers and brightly coloured Rasta (tm) hat. He then dashed into his back garden and started to climb the giant 'spliff'. When he got to the top, everything went dark, then Bob reopened his eyes. Bob took a step back in amazement. Bob was standing on a giant cloud of 'ganja' smoke! Through the thick white smoke, Bob could just see Jimi Hendrix in the distance. Jimi came over and started to hit Bob with his Strat, until Bob fell over.
Bob breathed in some of the 'smoke' and they lived happily ever after.

Originally posted by eggmayo
This story is set once upon a time, in a magical, make believe place called Jamaica. One fine day, a Rasta (tm) dude called Bob, who had just finished smoking away his daily allowance, was called by his Mum to take their cow to market to swap for some food. But Bob, getting to market, was 'tricked' into swapping the cow for some 'draw'. When he got home, his Mum was not very happy, and threw the 'draw' out of the window. The next morning, Bob could not believe his bloodshot eyes! Outside his window, a giant 'spliff' was poking up into the clouds. He quickly got dressed, throwing on his usual baggy trousers and brightly coloured Rasta (tm) hat. He then dashed into his back garden and started to climb the giant 'spliff'. When he got to the top, everything went dark, then Bob reopened his eyes. Bob took a step back in amazement. Bob was standing on a giant cloud of 'ganja' smoke! Through the thick white smoke, Bob could just see Jimi Hendrix in the distance. Jimi came over and started to hit Bob with his Strat, until Bob fell over.
Bob breathed in some of the 'smoke' and they lived happily ever after.

Hey, that's the same story that put me to sleep the other night! 😂 .............................. oh no ..........................sleep1

*stares off into space* 😐

Originally posted by silver_tears
*stares off into space* 😐

*tries to see what she sees*

You...uh, getting more out that empty space than me?

No, it just fills my time droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
No, it just fills my time droolio

While drooling?

i broke preston 🙁

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
While drooling?

Keeps me busy ✅

Originally posted by silver_tears
Keeps me busy ✅

So I saw your picture today...or rather PICTURES. 😄

Originally posted by eggmayo
i broke preston 🙁

And you took my snow cones. 😆

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
So I saw your picture today...or rather PICTURES. 😄

Want an award? I have a trophy right here 🥷

ill take your hat in a minute! and then you'll be sad!

Originally posted by silver_tears
Want an award? I have a trophy right here 🥷

WTF?!

😂 Just ignore that 🙂

Originally posted by eggmayo
ill take your hat in a minute! and then you'll be sad!

You don't mean my straw hat from the KMC Beach Thread, do you? 😬

Originally posted by silver_tears
😂 Just ignore that 🙂

Ohhhkay...

*wanders off befuddled*

I'm so sorry cry

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm so sorry cry

Do I still get an award?