The Late Late show.

Well babies and buttercups im outta time but ill be back on 2morrow so dont feel too much sorrow. Same time same place, and pip sleep good doll😎

Conan kicks the shit out of every late night talk show host to ever live. 😉

Sweet dreams, DD. 😉

....Now I'm bored again. 😑 Dammit.

P.S. Conan rocks. 🤘 You gotta love him. 😛

Originally posted by Mane
Conan kicks the shit out of every late night talk show host to ever live. 😉

I'll hurt you. I know ppl. 😈

Really? I know lots of people. 😑 Does that mean I'll be able to hurt you, too? 😕 Not that I would want to or anything. 🙄

Originally posted by David Duchovony
Whats wrong spear dont leave me all high and dry like a pecan pie. I gotta keep the ratings up so I'll show the audience your sex tape.

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errrrrr 😮 so hows the weather where you live

😱 i have sex tape! oh what? oh you meant a sex video tape? i thought you ment duct tape to tie your hands during sex...😬

Can I have your autograph Mr. D?

duck tape and sex huh???

sounds kinda kinky

Hey guys and gals the one and only DD is back on track and ready to keep the show live and in livin color OHHHHHHH!!!!

C'mon ppl NBC is gonna fire me if i cant get some primo guests. I DONT WANNA GET CANCELLED!!!!!!WAAAAAAHH!!!!!!! Please someone anyone OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...Ahem lost the cool anyway hipsters ill be patiently waiting on my next guest we'll go to commercial in a 5 4 3 2 -

That's a long ass commercial.

Well Im back ppls How ya bin folks. Stick around our next guest is the best and isnt a pest WAAAAHOOOOO!!! 😄

Am I the next guest then? 😕 You said whoever posted next....

.....You really like to rhyme, don't ya, DD? 😑

....Sex? And duct tape? 😖hifty: I'm in. 😉

Hey Pip sup mama? When is your next album coming out?

Uhmmm....My only album came out 2,587 years ago. 😑 It's called My Sheep Named Shoop. It's death metal. Yeah....I'm not planning on another one any time soon. 😕

And I'm still confued about the sex/duct tape thing!!! I wanna have sex with duct tape!!! ....Wait....😑 Or am I supposed to have sex while covered in duct tape? 😕 Now I'm confussled...

AWWWW NOOOOOO!!!! C'mon Pip. We need more the public needs to be graced by your beautiful voice and music skills. We love ya doll ✅

Oh and you dont need no stinking duct tape 😱

Well...You can look forward to another one within the next 5 trillion years....if you guys live that long...I'm not sure....😑 I'm immortal, so I'll probably just wait til you all die to make another one....Yeah, that sounds good. ✅ God, I'm thirsty....*goes off to the freezer to get a couple more pints of fresh blood* droolio Damn, that's good.

But....What if I want to have duct tape sex?? 😑 Shit, now I'm all horny. 😖hifty: