If you were the oppisite sex....

Originally posted by Tired Thins
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If I asked myself out, I'd play hard to get, then, just when I were about to give up, I'd jump my bones! 😂

jump your bones? 🤨

Originally posted by Clovie
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jump your bones? 🤨

Like, 'she jumped my bones' is the same as saying, 'she was all over me' or 'she seduced me' so to speak. 😉

i'm not sure if i understand 😕

Like, if you want to make out with someone, and I mean, kiss them or whatever, and you know they want to make out with you, then you might just 'jump their bones', or 'get on them', or 'hook up with them', or 'make out with them', or 'attack them with love'. 🙂

clear now 😊

Originally posted by Clovie
clear now 😊

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i think i would have great time dating myslef 😐

If I were a woman I'd stay at home and let my imagonation run free.

Originally posted by charlit
what would you be like???
we were talking about this the other day...

id be really romantic in_love

if i was the oppasite sex, i would be able to date!

If I was a man I would dress in drag and get a sex change😂!

Or I could be a lazy fat man whos 45, who sits on a lazy boy chair and who complains to the tv! 😂

thats what my dad does 😐

😂..its simialr to my stepdad

Well if i was a guy, id deffinitivly be stupider than i am now.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Well if i was a guy, id definitively be stupider than i am now.

If i were a girl posting about being stupid Id think twice before using the phrase "definitively be stupider"

If I were a chick, I would play with my vagina all day long, because I'm sick of playing with my balls.

Originally posted by Mr Zero
If i were a girl posting about being stupid Id think twice before using the phrase "definitively be stupider"

Wait...i dont get it. Did i write the sentance wrong? Phrasing?

What I meant was if I was a guy, I would be stupider than i am now as a girl, simply because i would have been male.

It was...not ment to be serious.

Besides, Id be as smart as i am now, reguardless of the gender, but thats because its me

if i was a chick id rape myself every half hour lol

What? Do you understand the concept of rape?! Do you know what it means?

The rape means to force another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse!

Key word being force

Its an act of rage not passion!

Think before you post such things! And rape is NOT funny.

lol ok how bout......