Random Rhymes

Since my Random Comments thread was STOLEN!!!!! I decided to start this. Probably wont take off, but i prdict TH and myself will be regular posters.....I hope.

There was this one time
I had a real fun time
I woke up the next day
with a mouthfull of hay
and i couldnt remember
that one day in december
when i take my cow for a walk

I came home from work
In a cold winter storm
My cat crawled under the hood
To keep dry and warm

I went back to the car
To drive to the store
....I do not have, that cat anymore.

After carefull consideration
Ive decided to make a donation
to the fund that beats them all
"Kostas annual trip to the mall"

Yeah im shit at writing rymes - i apologize! d love to paricipate, but...I can steal other stuff i read and post 😱

Make em up as you go, they dont have to make sense! 😄 Thats whhat makes it fun

Lil B
Up a tree
The end

No sorry i suck at this...I tried to ryme, but failed miserably.

WHAT? That cat rhyme was great! Dont bail out on me Lil B!

cool, drool
hot, not
tick, nick
dick, stick
cat, hat
dog, (egg)nog
dumb, thumb, slum
ghetto, forsietto, yeah, it's a word.
god, rod
tool, pool
view, new
peck, neck
head, led, lead
pop, stop
that enough? i spent enough time on it...

if you sprinkle
when you tinkle
be a sweetie
wipe the seatie

i am sam
sam i am
i do not like them here or there
i do not like green eggs and ham

i really am sam tho

As I went up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish, he'd go away

Milly Vanilly
Chilly Willy

I like milk with my cereal
bread with my butter
try to f*ck with me
your ass will end up in the gutter
--get off this-- 😮‍💨

Boom bada
BING
Boom bada
SLAM
bada big
GONG
BING bada BLOP