What is your worst injury [Merged]

I was hit in the back of the head once...and then woke up without a kidney

Nothing that notable, not broken anything.
Stood on an upturned plug, lotta blood.
Fainted and put my head through a wall but I think the wall got it worse than me.

when i was 4 years old I broke my left leg

i have also sprained my right ankle in high school playing basketball

Originally posted by steverules_2
I was hit in the back of the head once...and then woke up without a kidney

I tore muscles in my left ankle doing agility drills. My ankles was stiff for two months.

That was my own fault. I did agility drills on cement in some very grippy shoes. You're not supposed to do that. Only supposed to do agility drills in grass.

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
twas very tasty vin

So it was you who hit me with that dil...I mean hit me with a bat...a very hard bat 😐

I got clipped by a car on my scooter at quite a speed and fell off.

Bled hard. Broke nothing

I've been shot in the neck.

I win.

Originally posted by steverules_2
So it was you who hit me with that dil...I mean hit me with a bat...a very hard bat 😐

Yeah dude.

I was ****ing lightsaber fighting this old wrinkly motherf0cker right? beating his ass.

I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfocker, m0therf0cker!

Then his little ***** cut my motherf0cking arm off. Then the old guy hit me with lightning, so I'm electrocuted now right? And then I got thrown out of a MOTHERF0CKING WINDOW!

It hurt.

Also I got ate by a motherf0cking shark.

HAHAHAHA

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
say it aloud for the forum to hear why dont ya

no

boxer's fracture in my right hand as far as injuries go.
worst pain I have ever had was after I had a c-section, the healing period is horribly painful

Originally posted by gefallen_engel

worst pain I have ever had was after I had a c-section, the healing period is horribly painful

Plus side to that, your vagina wasn't wrecked.

Originally posted by Robtard
Plus side to that, your vagina wasn't wrecked.

hanuts

true, considering my daughter was 10lbs

Fractured my right wrist in 2nd grade, tripped and landed on my arm.

Broke my radius in my left arm in 7th grade, my friend crashed his bike into me. They had to set it so it would heal correctly.

Originally posted by Impediment
I've been shot in the neck.

I win.

Fractured a bone in my foot when I was 16. Wasn't in an areas where there was a high concentration of nrves, so it just felt like a badly sprained ankle. Was supposed to be in a cast for 6 weeks, but I ripped mine off myself after 3.

Back injury.

WHen I put my back out by cleaning the garage. Moving furniture is something I wont do again. THats what strong men are for.