The most serious injusry I've had,.......Not alot actually, i have a tallent where i can escape injury, call it luck if you must, i call it tallent.
I took a small chunk out of my right ass cheek when i went down a slippery dip that had a nail sticking out of it. It didnt hurd at all, but now I have a big shiny scar on my ass about the size of a penny 😄.