Beware of Halloween…

I'm trying to figure out how I can be a fart for Halloween. It's way more difficult than it sounds. Not the fart sound, the idea of a fart costume. 😬

Originally posted by Mr Zero
You may think of Halloween as a harmless festival of spooky fun; But the facts are far more serious. Way back in the day when Celtic culture prevailed across Europe we Celts celebrated the harvest festival Samhain. (sou-en) Or Summers End. This festival was to mark the end of summer & prepare for the coming snow - but it was also the day when the spirits of the restless dead would take flight and go wandering. One of the best ways to avoid getting unwanted attention from the ghosts was to dress up and disguise yourself in outlandish attire - or better yet as one of them!

HOWEVER - make no mistake, this is a pagan festival: (The Pope himself once decreed that animal sacrifice was allowed on All - hallows as a nod to the recently converted pagans) and to indulge in Halloween festivities is to worship at the alter of Baal.

I hope I can depend on all the good Christians I see posting on KMC to denounce Halloween and spend the day proclaiming Christs victory over the works of the devil.

"Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness" Eph. 5:11-12

Bhaal, Lord of Murder 😖hifty:

lol figures he thinks pagans worship the devil

Originally posted by LordKerrigor
lol figures he thinks pagans worship the devil

Yeah! LOL! He's an Idiot! LOL!

*agrees with 1st post*

Originally posted by Clovie
*agrees with 1st post*

Who's first post? Mine? This threads 1st post? The first ever post on KMC?

the first post ever on kmc. 😐

of course the first one in the thread 😖

Originally posted by Clovie
the first post ever on kmc. 😐

of course the first one in the thread 😖

😆 Clovie kills me!! 😆

Hi-ya, babe.

The next person to claim that halloween is an evil holiday is getting their bible flushed down the toilet and kicked square in the dick.

BackFire -> we don't have haloween here 😬

Originally posted by D-Double
😆 Clovie kills me!! 😆

Hi-ya, babe.

hello though i'm leaving within ten minuts 😬 so buhbye

Originally posted by BackFire
The next person to claim that halloween is an evil holiday is getting their bible flushed down the toilet and kicked square in the dick.

Hey - I didnt say it was evil.

Or did I? Crap - see what you made me do...Now I have to go back and re-read my own friggin post.

No, I wasn't reffering to you, just people in general who say that it's evil to let kids walk around and have fun and get candy.

Originally posted by BackFire
No, I wasn't reffering to you, just people in general who say that it's evil to let kids walk around and have fun and get candy.

But that IS evil. It's dressing like the dead & sacrificing animals that I dont think is bad.

I guess you're right, religious wackos always have had a problem with people having fun, but not really with killing things.

Originally posted by BackFire
I guess you're right, religious wackos always have had a problem with people having fun, but not really with killing things.

Yeah well - see I cunningly phrased my first post as if I was anti-halloween, but it's in fact a cunning hymn to the joys of pagan worship disguised as a pro-christian rant.

Admittedly a total waste of both my time and yours, but I'm at work and have time to kill...

Wait till you see my "Easter has been perverted and the giant bunnies are the tools of godless heathens" post next year - assuming we live that long.

I will mark it on my calender.

can hardly wait

mmm... lookin' forward to halloween... everybody's gonna go to parties right??

No.