Does Angels exists?

Originally posted by Nellinator
I heard that too, they must have sweet bar fights.

drunk

During a trade mission that God had sent me on a while back, I was headng down to hell looking towards getting old Lucifer to lower the tariffs on spiritual wine. So I had to stop at this interplanar bar along the way, and I tell you those angels fight like madmen when their drunk.

Not drunk, tipsy. Drunkeness is a sin. Angels can be belligerent when tipsy, showing off their flaming swords and such. Truly scary.

Originally posted by Deus Venèficus
During a trade mission that God had sent me on a while back, I was headng down to hell looking towards getting old Lucifer to lower the tariffs on spiritual wine. So I had to stop at this interplanar bar along the way, and I tell you those angels fight like madmen when their drunk.

Forget Lucifer. Bypass the whole Judeo-Christian wine industry and get a trade agreement with Dionysus. He has better quality for lower prices, and he encourages drinking for good (not evil like Satan.)

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Forget Lucifer. Bypass the whole Judeo-Christian wine industry and get a trade agreement with Dionysus. He has better quality for lower prices, and he encourages drinking for good (not evil like Satan.)

It happens in every culture. Greek mythology is the most brilliant of any culture and it pwns any moder religion.

Greek mythology is full of perversion and idiocy. Although it is very interesting to study.

Well, its a real mythology, one not engineered into a political mythology.

It may seem perverted and idiotic to you...but I wouldn't consider that the only persepective.

Castrating your father isn't perverted? Sleeping with your mother isn't perverted? If you don't think Greek mythology is perverted I fear for what you might do.

Well, if you read a lot of the mythology, i has moral overtones.

Oedipus was punished for "sleeping with his mother". Or more apporpriately he punished himself. Greek mythology shows intelligence.

In Chirstian mythology, people dance around golden calfs....is that no perverted form your perspective....I assume it is. But the poeple are punished.

But Zeus is a big unpunished pervert, other than that he has to deal with all those women he slept with and then never called.

Zues is a reflection of man. If he wnated to punish himslef...he could.

No one ever said god was fair. And the reason he slept with so many women is becuase he was a great f*ck.

Originally posted by Alliance
Zeus is a reflection of man. If he wnated to punish himslef...he could.

No one ever said god was fair. And the reason he slept with so many women is becuase he was a great f*ck.

Wasn't god Jesse's father? Sounds like Zeus was at it again.

To Quote George Carlin:

What is all this shit about Angels? Have you heard this? Three out of four people now, believe in Angels. What're you, ****in' stupid? Has everybody lost their ****in' minds in this country? Angels, shit. You know what I think it is? I think it's a massive collective psychotic chemical flashback of all the drugs. All the drugs, smoked, swallowed, snorted, shot, and absorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990. Thirty years of adulterated street drugs'll get you some ****in' Angels, my friend.

Or perhaps its as simple as a mass-delusion.

Originally posted by Alliance
Well, if you read a lot of the mythology, i has moral overtones.

Oedipus was punished for "sleeping with his mother". Or more apporpriately he punished himself. Greek mythology shows intelligence.

I always felt bad for Oedipus... poor fellow. Imagine finding out that you had married your mother.... Ouch.

I always look at things from a perspective more in line with reality. So Angels coudl easily be anything, creatures that exist with natural camoflauge ability, or perhaps just part of a race that uses cloaking technology. *shrug*

No, cloaking isn't impossible, thermoptic camoflauge has been created and used before (Not in the 'field'😉.

Originally posted by Nellinator
Greek mythology is full of perversion and idiocy. Although it is very interesting to study.

Christianity has its FULL share of perversion throughout history. ✅

He without Sin cast the First stone

Originally posted by Nellinator
Castrating your father isn't perverted? Sleeping with your mother isn't perverted? If you don't think Greek mythology is perverted I fear for what you might do.

Adam and Eve has two sons who supposedly had to breed with thier sisters or mother to spawn the rest of humanity. Sounds perverted to me. 😉

The first men and women (definitely plural) were created in Genesis 1:27. I believe was among these first humans and was specifically chosen by God for the Garden of Eden and as the forefather of the Jewish people.
The "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone" argument is horribly used by non-Christians to justify their actions. The meaning of it is not that we should not correct people, but that we must first look at ourselves and see our own imperfections so that we can have grace and mercy towards others. Remember that although Jesus did not stone the women he told her "Go and sin no more." God desires us to change people instead of simply condemning them. But, sometimes actions justify response.