Sexy Crime Fighting Duo

In a world of crime and injustice, 2 sexy figures stand alone...ready to do battle with the forces of evil. 2 Men, whom every woman wants and every man wants to be...(and well, certain men also want to be with, but that's a WHOLE other story) 2 brave, gorgeous heroes, fighting for the weak, protecting the poor, and setting fashion trends worldwide. 2 men....Samurai Guy and Canadian Moose ....ready to protect the world against their arch enemies....ugly people....and Garden Gnomes.

They are, The Super Sexy Scottie Squad and they are here for YOU.

*Magnum Pose*

Samurai Guy!

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
*Magnum Pose*

Samurai Guy!

*Blue Steele*

Canadian Moose!

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Damn those garden gnomes...

*screams really loud and giggles* droolio

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
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Damn those garden gnomes...

Garden Gnomes? Where? *narrows eyes, clenches jaw, in super sexy concentrating' face*

Originally posted by silver_tears
*screams really loud and giggles* droolio

Ladies...Ladies...really...

Ooooh...a quarter...*bends over to pick it up*

I'll stop them! *Magnum*

*Gnomes stare in amazement, and explode as they cannot handle the beauty*

Can I be the nerdy guy who hangs out in the back of a van with tinted windows, inventing weapons and gadgets for you guys? 🤨

Originally posted by Tired Thins
Can I be the nerdy guy who hangs out in the back of a van with tinted windows, inventing weapons and gadgets for you guys? 🤨

😆

Of course....your name can be like McGuyver, but we'll call you Rita for some odd reason.

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
I'll stop them! *Magnum*

*Gnomes stare in amazement, and explode as they cannot handle the beauty*

Good Job Samurai Guy! Cell phone tap! *taps cell phone with Samurai Guy*

Here is a list of our Mighty Powers!

1) Well Spoken
2) Knowledgeable about everything
3) Really, really, really.... rediculously good looking. *Magnum*
4) Winning smiles
5) Can manage to change another persons hairstyle simply buy licking the tips of our fingers and kung-fooing it. 😉
6) Chisled ab's
7) Stunning features
8) Able to withstand a fire in case of a freak gasoline fight.
9)Incredibly well dressed.
10) Great hair.
11) Superb confindence due to our being really, really, goodlooking.

Oh god....🙄

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Ladies...Ladies...really...

Ooooh...a quarter...*bends over to pick it up*

*takes pics* photo

Originally posted by Silver Tongue
Oh god....🙄

Yes...we hear that all the time...but really...we're just two ordinary men, who happen to be RIDICULOUSLY Sexy.

surrreee.....keep thinking that sweet cheeks, maybe it'll come true 😉
😂

Originally posted by Silver Tongue
surrreee.....keep thinking that sweet cheeks, maybe it'll come true 😉
😂

You question my sexiness? HOW DARE YOU!

Originally posted by Silver Tongue
surrreee.....keep thinking that sweet cheeks, maybe it'll come true 😉
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My sexiness is not in question here...*Blue Steele*

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Yes...we hear that all the time...but really...we're just two ordinary men, who happen to be RIDICULOUSLY Sexy.

It's okay. You know what will make us feel better?

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACHINO!

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
It's okay. You know what will make us feel better?

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACHINO!

You're so right.

To the Sexymobile!