Black Knight: Right!! I'll do you for that!
Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: The Black Knights ALWAYS TRIUMPH!! HAVE AT YOU!!
Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
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"O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade, that with it, we may blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
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The Ballad of Sir Robin
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away;
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his p e n i s....
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Ha, I was just watching this a couple of days ago. Some quotes:
"Oh what sad days are these when passers by will say "Ni" at will at old ladies."
"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!"
"Tell me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
*Sir Lancelot rushes up to a guard and brutally stabs him*
Other guard: ...Hey...
has anyone seen the musical version 'Spamalot' yet? I got my tickets but I'm not going till October..I'm so excited! I heard it's won a couple of tony's...I defiantly will report back with my review.
'We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.'
😄