Who have you been MODIFIED by??

Started by Canadian Moose9 pages
Originally posted by silver_tears
the fur hides all naughty

😂

It hides a lot actually. 😱

Pheremones, blushing moose (meese???)
Throw in deer, bear, porcupines and you'd have the party of the century.
💃 😆 💃

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
😂

It hides a lot actually. 😱

disfiguring scars you mean? 😱

Originally posted by quotagirl
Pheremones, blushing moose (meese???)
Throw in deer, bear, porcupines and you'd have the party of the century.
💃 😆 💃

Blah...stupid porcupines. Do you know how hard it is to get a quill out of your....."nether regions"?

Originally posted by silver_tears
disfiguring scars you mean? 😱

*snorts*

Yes, that is what I mean.

Honey, there is not a scar on this beatuifully toned, muscular moose body anywhere.

flex

What a turn on droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
What a turn on droolio

which is hon? Quills in my gitch or my MUSCULAH BODY!!!!!

The boday obviously droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
The boday obviously droolio

Yeah, that's good. The quills thing is just too ouchy to be sexy.

*shakes his moose booty*

*throws another bra at you* droolio wooohoo shake that thang 😮‍💨

Originally posted by silver_tears
*throws another bra at you* droolio wooohoo shake that thang 😮‍💨

Now is this your bra this time, or did you steal this one too?

I still have the other one, and it's pinching the HELL out of my chest!

I don't throw my bras away, they're expensive diva
I just buy cheap ones for such occasions ✅

Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't throw my bras away, they're expensive diva
I just buy cheap ones for such occasions ✅

Clever girl. You've just bumped yourself up 3 spots on the "Moose's favourite chick" tree.

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Clever girl. You've just bumped yourself up 3 spots on the "Moose's favourite chick" tree.

You say that to all of the ladies

Am I number one yet? droolio

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
You say that to all of the ladies

*whispers*
I only said that to you...now QUIET, i'm working my mojo.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Am I number one yet? droolio

It's neck and neck honey..

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
*whispers*
I only said that to you...now QUIET, i'm working my mojo.

I thought I was special to you! bawling

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
I thought I was special to you! bawling

god...*looks around, embarrassed*

You are...just, not...you know...in THAT way...you're like the brother I never wanted. 😄

And you are like the father I never call.