B!tchology

Started by Canadian Moose6 pages
Originally posted by quotagirl
Oh my god. The moose is doing Joey from Friends.......
Yer killin me moosey.... yer killin me......
😱 😆 😱

Don't DIE! Please, we just got to know one another! 😱 😉

aaaaw shucks 😮

Re: B!tchology

Originally posted by shellie
i never considered myself a B!tch till i read this...so to my fellow B!tches ...

this is for you...

B!tchology

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a
B!TCH.
When I stand up for those I love, they call me a
B!TCH.
When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a
B!TCH.

Being a b!tch means I won't compromise what's in my heart.
It means I live my life MY way.
It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.
When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak
against it, I am defined as a
B!TCH.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.
It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined.
I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me,
try to douse my inner flame,
try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.
You won't succeed. And if that makes me a B!TCH, so be it.
I embrace the title and am proud to bear it!!!

B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything

😎

you are so right.

Originally posted by dave123
aaaaw shucks 😮

You are SOOOOO not in London Ontario! 😱

I'm in London ✅

but not your one cry

Originally posted by dave123
I'm in London ✅

but not your one cry

Huh? London Ontario?

nah, it's a lil bit to the east of that

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
You are SOOOOO not in London Ontario! 😱

Could I SOUND any valley girl-esque?

Originally posted by dave123
nah, it's a lil bit to the east of that

Ok...what? Listowel? Woodstock? Paris? How far east?

how many other London's are there? 😛

Originally posted by Canadian Moose

Are you soft, and seductive, and sexy? Do you know how to kiss a man so that he thinks he's afraid he might go blind? Can you, with one subtle flash of your eyes, turn a male into mush and make him forget that anything else is around him? Do your hips sway in a manner that time and space cease to exist?

can i keep you ?

Originally posted by shellie
can i keep you ?

*Smiles*

Sure...but share. 😄

Originally posted by shellie
can i keep you ?

I hope you have a BIG back yard for this one!
😆

To all the women who are pround to be a biitch.

"Have you ever been driving around and you ask your woman to do something trivial and suddenly it turns into a civil rights movement? Why is everything a power struggle with women? I was driving around with my friend and his girlfriend the other day when he simply asked her to make a left turn, then she suddenly flipped out and started bitching about being controlled. Good job moron, I'm sure bull-dyke feminists everywhere are creaming their pants because of your political crusade against oppression, but there are certain times when taking a stand to prove your stupid point is inappropriate. Like when you're going to MISS THE TURN and make us late to the movie, you dumb *****!

That reminds me of those bumper stickers I've been seeing a lot of lately. They're yellow with red print: "***** ON BOARD." Yeah, trust us, we know you're a *****, you don't need the bumper sticker. Then they also think it's cute and/or funny to have one of those bumper stickers that say "I have PMS 24/7." Thanks for the warning.

I saw some fat chick driving around with her fat friends the other day with one of those "***** ON BOARD" stickers on her bumper. There were three of them in the car, and one guy who was obviously married to the girl in the back seat (you could tell that he was married because he had a cold, lifeless stare and was trying to avoid all conversation and eye contact with her). The chicks in the car had the most obnoxious laugh I've ever heard: a loud, shrieking cackle, like they're laughing so hard that they can barely breathe--you could hear the air being sucked in through their blow holes as their chunky jowls jiggled with each spattering of giggles.

What's so funny? I heard the big mouthed ***** at the wheel telling another joke that wasn't funny, and sure enough, it was followed up with more cackling. Listen, this is a plea to all men: I know it's macho to have a girlfriend and everything, but please, if your girlfriend has an obnoxious laugh and a giant mouth, consider masturbation. Seriously, you're embarassing yourself. There's no shame in masturbation, unless you get caught. "

A segment from www.maddox.xmission.com

Originally posted by quotagirl
I hope you have a BIG back yard for this one!
😆

What the? I'm not an animal! *looks at himself*

Except for the whole...ya know...Moose parts...

Moose > 😄 i can share

quotagirl > i do 😉

BackFire > 😆

I'm english, btw 😛

Originally posted by shellie
Moose > 😄 i can share

quotagirl > i do 😉

BackFire > 😆

Lets just be clear about this...by share I don't mean..as in passing a smoke around a prison shower room...capisce?

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
What the? I'm not an animal! *looks at himself*

Except for the whole...ya know...Moose parts...

Watch out!
Could be considered a delicacy in Japan.
You could feed their first platoon.
😱

Originally posted by quotagirl
Watch out!
Could be considered a delicacy in Japan.
You could feed their first platoon.
😱

Krikey.

*Puts on a fake moustache*

Better?