The Joke-Sharing Forum!
I dunno if there's a forum for this out already, so I'm just going to start one here.
There once was two twin brothers, named Joe, and John. John had a beautiful wife, but Joe was stuck with an old dilapidated boat.
One day, some friends of some friends of his wanted to rent the boat for a fishing trip. Joe had not taken out the boat in years anyways, so he decided to rent the boat off to them.
When the friends came back, they told Joe that they accidentally sunk his boat. Not knowing if they were trying to steal the boat or telling the truth, he travelled to the coast, where he found the wreckage of his old boat.
Meanwhile, while he was away, John's wife died.
When Joe came back, an old lady approached him. Thinking he was John, she said sympathetically,"I'm very sorry about your loss...you must feel terrible."
Thinking that the old lady was talking about his deceased old boat, he scoffed, "Oh hell, no! Now that I think of it, I'm glad to be rid of her. She was old, ugly, and smelled bad. There was this big hole in the bottom, two smelly lumps up the front, and a huge crack in the front. Every time I used her, the crack got bigger. Anyways, four guys wanted to rent her, so I did. They were so excited, they all tried to get into her at once, and she split right down the middle."
The old woman fainted.