Religious battle

Who would win here?

I tried to post a poll, but it wouldn't let me, so here goes:

1.Judeo-Christian God (allah, jehova, yahweh, etc...)
2.Jesus
3.Buddah
4.Zeus/Jupiter
5.Odin
6.Quetzalcoatl
7.Amun-Re
8.Izanagi/Izanami
9.Brahma
10.Satan/Samael/Lucifer
11.Me
12.The big giant Hedgehog
13.Elvis

I think I would seriously whoop ass in this battle. They couldn't stand a chance.

They should make a movie where all these deities get together for the 2004 annual deity conference in the 11th dimention. Then they start to disagree with each other and all have a big fight.
And i totally OWN their b!tch a$$es.

WHOOOO

who thinks one of the others would win??

i go with amun-ra or odin (simply becaus ei like them more heheh)

jesus is a god?

11. me 😇

What an incredibly asinine thread. You can't have religious deities go up against each other. Mythological deities are one thing because they have actually fought, but including Jesus or Buddah is absurd because neither one fight and neither one would be capable of fighting very well anyway. Brahma isn't the fighter of the Hindu group, Shiva is, and Satan isn't a god per se. Besides, everyone knows Elvis rules them all.

very good point.......except the elvis part

Originally posted by eleveninches
I tried to post a poll, but it wouldn't let me, so here goes:

1.Judeo-Christian God (allah, jehova, yahweh, etc...)
2.Jesus
3.Buddah
4.Zeus/Jupiter
5.Odin
6.Quetzalcoatl
7.Amun-Re
8.Izanagi/Izanami
9.Brahma
10.Satan/Samael/Lucifer
11.Me
12.The big giant Hedgehog
13.Elvis

How about this?

1. God (including Jesus)
2. Zeus
3. Athena/Apollo
5. Poseidon

The rest...eh.

The Norse gods would NOT win under any circumstance because they are mortal, and I believe many of the Egyptian gods are mortal (uncertain, don't spazz if I am incorrect).

Also, I would not put Satan on there because he doesn't have the power that the other gods were believed to have.

paola, i mean god would win

you do know that this thread is porbably going to end up getting colosed right?

Originally posted by crazyspinz
paola, i mean god would win

I so like the sound of this.

ok eleveninches, don't open threads like this, it has NOTHING to do with comics.

closing...