The "Random Information that only matters to a certain amount of people" thread

that wasnt sarcasm was it? 🙁

alright everyone's getting sick of me now so i'll leave you with my Top Ten Break-up Lines

10. My imaginary friend said it's either you or her. Sorry.

9. So if I tested positive for oral herpes, you would want to know...right?

8. Remember when you said you would die for me? Is that offer still good?

7. Yeah...sex with you is good and all, but sex with your mother...HAWT!

6. It's 3am Saturday morning...what the hell are you still doing here?

5. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, get the **** out.

4. I think you would be much happier with someone who doesn't want to kill you in your sleep.

3. You're great and all, but I need a woman with less back hair.

2. These conjugal visits just aren't working out for me.

1. I have some good news and some bad news...the good news is I'm going to have a lot more time to sleep with other people..........

😂

hahahahaha

Keebler rainbow chips deluxu cookies have chocolate in every bite!

Of course the cookies are so small it only takes one bite to eat one...)

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Originally posted by dark1365
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No..I do that too much in the video games and anime threads 😛

Hello Im back 😄

where did you go in the first place?

you missed all of Manjaro's funny things!

i have been busy

Hmm all righty then

My friend's party is this weekend!

cool

EDIT

yup yup last time we played football and this one kid Femi was tripped while he was running for a touchdown and he stumbled and tripped on a curb landing on it and doing a skid!

It was like a 50-50 grind with his body!

So kool!

but he ended up with a nasty scrape on his elbow!

lol i like seeing people fall

i ain't weird or anything i just like laughing at people 😄

wait maybe i am weird 😐

No it's funny to laugh at people

yesterday when I was skating my friend hit a rock and fell (because the rocks under the skateboard wheel= big boom)
so I passed by him laughing and then I hit a rock and roll off onto a street and then from out of nowhere this old guy came up in his car and started honking and cussing at us!

😂

Random fact I think I'm going to go buy napoleon Dynamite today...

The astroturf at our school was iced over, and Claires little brother and his friends were still trying to play football on it. . . they kept falling over 🙄

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
Random fact I think I'm going to go buy napoleon Dynamite today...

Is that out on DVD yeah? Cos i dont think its out in the UK cos ive looked fn EVERYWHERE!