The "Random Information that only matters to a certain amount of people" thread

good one

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Andy Rooney

If toast lands on the butter side up,and a cat lands on it feet,what happens if you tie toast to a cat

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter OToole

The only depenable thing about the futre is uncertincy

"I invented the internet".
Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

and i thought British politics was f**ked up lol

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/lifecynical.php

see this

interesting.

it is

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🙂

don't ever let people tell you that you don't got the power to rhyme

because i do it all the time

CD players are not yet irrelavant

im so hungry i could blowup

Burger King whoppers are nasty

TRU DAT

eat

m mmm

hershey's cookies and cream bars are good

i got sunburnt today

awww that sucks..

I woke up at 3PM today!