The "Random Information that only matters to a certain amount of people" thread

Started by T.M450 pages
Originally posted by Fiann@
Random Information: I was just reading some old threeads and I miss the people that were around then.

Aww..

like who ?

In the year 2000, 23 years after he died of a heart attack, Elvis Presley earned $35 million (£25 million.)...

This officially make him the richest dead celebrity.

something else.... In 1970 there were 250 professional Elvis impersonators. Today there are estimated to be 35,000. If this trend continues at the same rate there will be 700 million Elvis impersonators by 2060 - that's double the population of the USA and Canada combined.

Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree (1852 - 1917) who was an actor and manager in London once got into a cab sat down and got on with some work.. the driver said to him "where do you want to go?"

to which Sir Herbert replied....

"Do you really think I would give my address to the likes of you?"

😂

I still hear voices in my sleep that command me to burn down the local wal-mart and piss on it's ashes....i'm a sad person.

my voices know everything about everyone and if i dont obey my voices they will set evil clowns to eat me as i sleep

Originally posted by Dragoncloud
I still hear voices in my sleep that command me to burn down the local wal-mart and piss on it's ashes....i'm a sad person.

That you are.. 😛

Originally posted by dr_potato
my voices know everything about everyone and if i dont obey my voices they will set evil clowns to eat me as i sleep

..... 🤨 no comment.

Shaving is forbidden in the Bible, though plucking is permitted... The bible is strange..

Originally posted by T.M
That you are.. 😛

..... 🤨 no comment.

Shaving is forbidden in the Bible, though plucking is permitted... The bible is strange..

plucking....ow

My penis is over 3 meters long.

Originally posted by Kritish
My penis is over 3 meters long.
jawdrop

My fish(Niko, the wonderfish) just tried to commit suicide.
and failed
thankfully

Originally posted by A.J
jawdrop

Oh, and it looks like Kevin Bacon.

*bumped* It wasn't me it was my Kevin Bacon Penis.

puke

Originally posted by A.J
puke

Hey, you'd be pissed off too if you had this in your pants all day.

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
My fish(Niko, the wonderfish) just tried to commit suicide.
and failed
thankfully

........how......does.......a.......fish..........commit.........suicide ?

Originally posted by Kritish
Hey, you'd be pissed off too if you had this in your pants all day.

😕

Originally posted by A.J
😕

Disturbed yet?

i was along time ago

Originally posted by T.M
........how......does.......a.......fish..........commit.........suicide ?

i was cleaning his tank, and he was in a temporary fish bowl with no lid, and he jumped out of the bowl

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
i was cleaning his tank, and he was in a temporary fish bowl with no lid, and he jumped out of the bowl
he needs therepy