The "Random Information that only matters to a certain amount of people" thread

Originally posted by dadudemon
You can trust me...I am objective becuase I have no clue about you family and I can't take sides...I can only call it for what it is. If your mom is trying to keep you from going out of state to college, then f**king grow some balls and move out. You are not a slave to your parents and she has to let you grow up eventually.

i'm only a junior and I got two years before i graduate...don;t worry she's not stopping me..I'm not a momma's boy...I was just making small talk..

Originally posted by Dreamt
My kitten has disappeared.

this sounds serious...

It is.

where was the last time you saw this male or female kittie? Shall I call th National Guard?

Yes.

tomato sauce in a can with foil in the middle make a battery.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
tomato sauce in a can with foil in the middle make a battery.

will that help in this situation?...ye make some for batteries for flash lights...

on the second to last day of school of last school year...i had a friend's backpack who withdrew earlier and forgot it so I was holding it...i put some gym clothes in it and shoes...the whole class started joking it was a bomb because it was huge and i went along and we were all having fun even the teacher was laughing...until she says "what is it? because if you're saying it's a bomb i'm gonna report it"...i told her I have my stuff in it and it there could be anything in there...then she laughed and called the security and i was pulled out and taken to the principals office...and she told them i said it was a bomb...of course i didn't react and it went along without me because i was petrified of what my parents would do and the blue pig security was telling me all this shit about how I was going to prison for the day and gonna be sent to a juvenile facility...well the principal knows me and told me to bring my parents the next day...so i went home and told them ad they got pissed but they took me to attaration and pray..so i did and they were cool saying it would work itself out..they didn;t show the next day because my grandma had falen so my mom had gone to her and my dad couldn't find a replacement fr work..i didn't go to his office and just went along with the day enjoying the last day of school...well they were looking for me after school i think the blue pig was with the principal walking together around the school grounds even though i was sitting down and they passed me like 4 times but didn't look at me or notice me and my friends...so i went home and this ruined my whole summer...i took college classes in june and went to school and saw the principal like everyday and he never saw me...i went this week and registered for school and nothing...but they have the backpack..

well i'm not getting cocky or anything just damn that teacher sucked...

Back when I was at school I was gonna steal some pens from a classroom when an ******* ran straight over to the teacher to tell her.. glare
so before she came back I stuffed them back where I found them.. but she still had an issue with it as I wouldn't show her inside my bag so I was sent to my form tutor..

now the reason I wouldn't show inside my bag was because unfortunately I had chosen that day to take in a wind up sex toy thing of my brothers which basically was a man rogering a woman from behind when you wound it up.. about the height of a pen..
and so when my form tutor, who I might point out had misplaced her classroom keys that day and finding out I was in trouble for possible theft decided to accuse me of that too.. *****!
well yeah so anyways she asked if she could look in my bag.. I told her no but after a while explained it wasn't because I was hiding stolen goods but because I had an 'adult' item... after about half an hour of refusing to show the contents of my bag I had to eventually prove that what I was hiding was the for mentioned adult item and not stolen pens.. ermm
so yeah she saw what I'd brought into school.. explained to me it wasn't appropriate for me to have or to bring in to school and sent me on my way

I went to a Catholic School btw 😆

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Back when I was at school I was gonna steal some pens from a classroom when an ******* ran straight over to the teacher to tell her.. glare
so before she came back I stuffed them back where I found them.. but she still had an issue with it as I wouldn't show her inside my bag so I was sent to my form tutor..

now the reason I wouldn't show inside my bag was because unfortunately I had chosen that day to take in a wind up sex toy thing of my brothers which basically was a man rogering a woman from behind when you wound it up.. about the height of a pen..
and so when my form tutor, who I might point out had misplaced her classroom keys that day and finding out I was in trouble for possible theft decided to accuse me of that too.. *****!
well yeah so anyways she asked if she could look in my bag.. I told her no but after a while explained it wasn't because I was hiding stolen goods but because I had an 'adult' item... after about half an hour of refusing to show the contents of my bag I had to eventually prove that what I was hiding was the for mentioned adult item and not stolen pens.. ermm
so yeah she saw what I'd brought into school.. explained to me it wasn't appropriate for me to have or to bring in to school and sent me on my way

I went to a Catholic School btw 😆

😆 it must have been a blast

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Back when I was at school I was gonna steal some pens from a classroom when an ******* ran straight over to the teacher to tell her.. glare
so before she came back I stuffed them back where I found them.. but she still had an issue with it as I wouldn't show her inside my bag so I was sent to my form tutor..

now the reason I wouldn't show inside my bag was because unfortunately I had chosen that day to take in a wind up sex toy thing of my brothers which basically was a man rogering a woman from behind when you wound it up.. about the height of a pen..
and so when my form tutor, who I might point out had misplaced her classroom keys that day and finding out I was in trouble for possible theft decided to accuse me of that too.. *****!
well yeah so anyways she asked if she could look in my bag.. I told her no but after a while explained it wasn't because I was hiding stolen goods but because I had an 'adult' item... after about half an hour of refusing to show the contents of my bag I had to eventually prove that what I was hiding was the for mentioned adult item and not stolen pens.. ermm
so yeah she saw what I'd brought into school.. explained to me it wasn't appropriate for me to have or to bring in to school and sent me on my way

I went to a Catholic School btw 😆

😂 Once again, Bad Piggle. droolio

well here's a random piece of info.

it sure sucks to be 28 yr. old playboy stuck in a 16 yr. old body....

When I was 12 I was involved in an accident involving a campfire, an aerosol can, and my entire right leg...burnt from my toes to just about my crotch. My mom started singing "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire" after I left the emergency room. 🙁

Originally posted by JLred
😆 it must have been a blast

I never got to finish.. they finally kicked me out in yr 10 😆

Originally posted by Tattoo
When I was 12 I was involved in an accident involving a campfire, an aerosol can, and my entire right leg...burnt from my toes to just about my crotch. My mom started singing "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire" after I left the emergency room. 🙁

*tries not to laugh* vin

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I never got to finish.. they finally kicked me out in yr 10 😆

*tries not to laugh* vin

The goods still work. ermm It's okay to laugh now.

Originally posted by Tattoo
The goods still work. ermm It's okay to laugh now.

hysterical

i fell off a tree whe i was seven trying to be a secret agent...trying to be 007...well i have a scar across my left arm...and i've never liked the bond films better...

I fell 15 ft from a tree swing once and died! shock

well ok I didn't die but it did leave a hell of a bruise! 🙁

I fell out of a tree and the tree caught me...and by caught me I mean a stupid branch ripped into my shirt and I got stuck.

😆

well this didn't hurt but I jumped off a tree at Garner State Park in Tx.

from like at least 35 ft high. into like 15 ft of water..i was scared as hell but I climbed it because my cousin who is a yer younger did it...then he went higher but he's crazy so I stopped...