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Started by ~CanadianMoose~113 pages
Originally posted by P23
lol first things first my dick aint cracked 2ndly your tiny tawt couldnt handle it and 3rdly. its pretty pathetic that you have a fake internet husband. exxpescially since moose is a internet pimp. only shit that lil ****** can sex up is the built in glory hole in his monitor since the lil canadian midget cant get laid.

Absolutely NO idea what you just grunted. ❌

Originally posted by P23
lol first things first my dick aint cracked 2ndly your tiny tawt couldnt handle it and 3rdly. its pretty pathetic that you have a fake internet husband. exxpescially since moose is a internet pimp. only shit that lil ****** can sex up is the built in glory hole in his monitor since the lil canadian midget cant get laid.
And I read the whole thing. I feel dumber for doing so.

What makes you think moose is an internet pimp

Originally posted by Ax3l
And I read the whole thing. I feel dumber for doing so.

Hi Alex. Don't feel bad. At least you AREN'T him.

Better watch it though, when he gets out of jail, he's goan pop a cap in our asses.

Originally posted by P23
lol first things first my dick aint cracked 2ndly your tiny tawt couldnt handle it and 3rdly. its pretty pathetic that you have a fake internet husband. exxpescially since moose is a internet pimp. only shit that lil ****** can sex up is the built in glory hole in his monitor since the lil canadian midget cant get laid.

It's called sarcasm.. look it up mkay happywank

and I think the fact that you are taking this so seriously is very sad.. you obviously don't have a life outside of the internet petpet

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
wuts all dis stuff dat you talk now? b-4 at leest you could talk normal, cracker....now, many months later and shit you suddenly can't?

Gimme a P
Gimme an O
Gimme an S
Gimme an E
Gimme an R

What have you got? P23!!!!! clap

face it moose quit trying to be someone your not. go look in a mirror and youll see the poser. you lil canadian gary coleman looking idiot. hey moose is it true you were the only midget canadian dressed as a leprachaun for saint patricks day acting black?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's called sarcasm.. look it up mkay happywank

and I think the fact that you are taking this so seriously is very sad.. you obviously don't have a life outside of the internet petpet

Hi HONEY! What's for dinner? 🙂

Originally posted by P23
face it moose quit trying to be someone your not. go look in a mirror and youll see the poser. you lil canadian gary coleman looking idiot. hey moose is it true you were the only midget canadian dressed as a leprachaun for saint patricks day acting black?

Yes, that's true. Haha. Oh, good one.

Originally posted by P23
face it moose quit trying to be someone your not. go look in a mirror and youll see the poser. you lil canadian gary coleman looking idiot. hey moose is it true you were the only midget canadian dressed as a leprachaun for saint patricks day acting black?

crylaugh

I DON'T ****ING GET IT. YOU, SIR, ARE AN IDIOT. NEED ME TO DUMB IT DOWN FOR YOU?

BOY, YOU BOUT AS SMRT AS ROCK. NAW NOT A ROCK OF CRACK, NEITHER.

Wow, I must be blind cuz I didn't think moose looked at all like Gary Coleman

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Hi HONEY! What's for dinner? 🙂

Oh it's my internet husband! awesome

*shows off her internet wedding ring*

Oh I'm gonna make internet steak and chips let me just go check on our internet children..

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's called sarcasm.. look it up mkay happywank

and I think the fact that you are taking this so seriously is very sad.. you obviously don't have a life outside of the internet petpet

lmao no life? you shouldnt talk about every kmc member like that piggle. once again im gona make a statement and say you guys are on here 247 and piggle you have the guts to say i have no life? hoe why dont you get your kmc prostitue ass offline and turn it into a real hobby. im pretty sure old men will pay your ugly ass 5 bucks for a lil action.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Oh it's my internet husband! awesome

*shows off her internet wedding ring*

Oh I'm gonna make internet steak and chips let me just go check on our internet children..

hysterical

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Oh it's my internet husband! awesome

*shows off her internet wedding ring*

Oh I'm gonna make internet steak and chips let me just go check on our internet children..

*Internet kiss*

How was your day in our internet marriage, sweety?

Oh ho! Look, it's our internet son Jimmy, and our internet dog, Spot! Hello Jimmy. Say, how was internet school today?

Now, where's my internet daughter, Suzy?

Now, say my darling internet wife, after the internet kids go to sleep what say you and I do a little internet hanky panky? 😉

Originally posted by P23
lmao no life? you shouldnt talk about every kmc member like that piggle. once again im gona make a statement and say you guys are on here 247 and piggle you have the guts to say i have no life? hoe why dont you get your kmc prostitue ass offline and turn it into a real hobby. im pretty sure old men will pay your ugly ass 5 bucks for a lil action.

Wow....you're amazing.

Guard! GUARD!! Cell 3-A-9 is getting out of hand. Better take his shoe laces away from him.

Originally posted by P23
lmao no life? you shouldnt talk about every kmc member like that piggle. once again im gona make a statement and say you guys are on here 247 and piggle you have the guts to say i have no life? hoe why dont you get your kmc prostitue ass offline and turn it into a real hobby. im pretty sure old men will pay your ugly ass 5 bucks for a lil action.

Why do you feel the need to attack everyone?

Are you that unhappy? 😕

Originally posted by P23
lmao no life? you shouldnt talk about every kmc member like that piggle. once again im gona make a statement and say you guys are on here 247 and piggle you have the guts to say i have no life? hoe why dont you get your kmc prostitue ass offline and turn it into a real hobby. im pretty sure old men will pay your ugly ass 5 bucks for a lil action.

I wasn't talking about everyone.. it was just you.. did you miss that?
should I type slower for you?

Well I do like my older men mmm

5 bucks.. really?? 😱

*goes off to make some money*

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
*Internet kiss*

How was your day in our internet marriage, sweety?

Oh ho! Look, it's our internet son Jimmy, and our internet dog, Spot! Hello Jimmy. Say, how was internet school today?

Now, where's my internet daughter, Suzy?

Now, say my darling internet wife, after the internet kids go to sleep what say you and I do a little internet hanky panky? 😉

laughcry

I love with my whole internet heart! giveheartph

Originally posted by P23
lmao no life? you shouldnt talk about every kmc member like that piggle. once again im gona make a statement and say you guys are on here 247 and piggle you have the guts to say i have no life? hoe why dont you get your kmc prostitue ass offline and turn it into a real hobby. im pretty sure old men will pay your ugly ass 5 bucks for a lil action.
5 Bucks? 5 BUCKS?!?! I had to pay $250.

Originally posted by Ax3l
5 Bucks? 5 BUCKS?!?! I had to pay $250.

yeah but you're young.. that rate is for the old guys awesome