Start a vicious, unfounded rumour, RIGHT HERE!

actually has a red light saber...not green

ken kenobi has an IQ of a door mat

Alhause is te Sexyiest guy in the world *drool*

Originally posted by The Ones
ken kenobi has an IQ of a door mat

ninja goes out on weekends to clubs and takes loadsa men home and locks them in the cellar

seduces men for diamonds

A1 likes to play with men's hairless balls...

who told you...i swear ill bet them off

Guilty pleasure is running over helpless kittens.^

Hates halo with a vengence 😐

^ sucks!

I have twelve vaginas.

^Has a sick pleasure of collecting unused Star Wars stuff and pruning it.

Is really a 69 year old farmers wife 😱

^Is secretly a supernerdy 8-year old girl who has a strange taste in mexican waffles.

is a hick

Stalked Syren through her hometown for two weeks before he lost track and gave up.

Its brazillian waffles if you must know... 😖hifty:

Is actually in bed with someone's grandpa at the moment 😐

Originally posted by a1hsauce
is a hick

Hey, I take offense to that!!!! What have you been spreadin' around about me? 😛

😄

^Lazing around at her comp with only her underwear on, a bag of pretzels, and a can of Pepsi.