How do you know when...

Again, I take up your offer.

I will have to double the smacked bottom ratio now as you mocked my Racey with AC comment 😉. I stayed up all night writing that 🙁.

-AC

😆

And it was much appreciated hun, look, you even got a Syrenation in return 😉

A Syrenation? I'm assuming that's not slang for "gutlaugh" hahaha.

Ahhh....

*Lone tear falls from cheek*

I missed this place.....:'(

-AC

A Syrenation being a ridiculous effort on my part to be funny 😄

It worked! I laughed!

-AC

Well good, my work here is done 😊

When I spill sulphuric acid down her top 😖

and [syren] that wasn't an inuendo

Originally posted by furryman
When I spill sulphuric acid down her top 😖

Ooh, a dangerous man 😖hifty:

If you want the top gone, surely removing it seductively would be safer than using acid.

-AC

😂

He's impatient, bless.

Oh ok.

I just never though in a candlelit scene, with beautiful music and a nice lovemaking setting, that acid would be a necessity.

-AC

I'm trying to involve chemistry in the foreplay!

Originally posted by furryman
I'm trying to involve chemistry in the foreplay!

I got it hun, chemicals etc. Laugh a minute Jez 😉

Yeah, maybe sulphuric acid isn't the way to go though.

Some females like pain but when it comes to burning skin away from bone, I think they frown on it.

-AC

Mmm, you should hear my 'Pain vs Pleasure' theory ✅ It'll have to wait until later this evening though, I have to cook, clean and drink coffee/smoke for the next two hours 🙄

But if you wanna get in someone's drawers.. maths is definitely the way to go!

Originally posted by furryman
But if you wanna get in someone's drawers.. maths is definitely the way to go!

Maths? I'm drowning in my own drool at the prospect of discussing logarithms with you droolio

Oh hell yeah! If I ever want some and the lady isn't putting any out, hit em with a few quadratic equations. They'll be all over you.

-AC

ooh maybe we could work out our own little theorem.. 1+1=2 flirt

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Oh hell yeah! If I ever want some and the lady isn't putting any out, hit em with a few quadratic equations. They'll be all over you.

-AC