What RING TONE do you have?

2 fans 😒

youre not counting me i hope 😱
no, im way too good for sam diva

fine. didn't want 2 fans anyway schmoll

Liv can have a private autographing session with yours truly, and Misha can watch through the window and be jealous and lonely 😮‍💨

PRIVATE session, meaning no windows naughty

no windows, no doors, no escape droolio

it'll be like Panic Room, but with less screaming and more... signing of things 😮‍💨

cant there be screaming? 🙁

in a good way? naughty

Well if you insist droolio

I'll even sign my boxers for you as a souvenir 😎

😱 can it be signed with : "samuel bigalow, the male gigolo"? 🪩

but of course ✅

btw, where exactly is the bigalow residence? cry

The Hamptons 🪩

I'm moving out then. I'd rather be a homeless bum than an east-coast rich b!tch thank you very much sneaky2

fine diva Im gonna file for divorce, I dont wanna be married to west-coast trailer trash disgust

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just 4 Nyc-gURL and Dethblowthumbsup

what u f***** it up so quily who did itwho did it

come on come on say something

like today tic toc tic toc tic toc tic toc tic toc

west coast? who's west coast? 😒 i'm from the dirty south baby, don't you forget it 😎

i knew it was wrong to base our marriage on a one-night stand sneaky2

Originally posted by Deathblow
east coast? who's east coast? 😒 i'm from the dirty south baby, don't you forget it 😎

i knew it was wrong to base our marriage on a one-night stand sneaky2

I said WESTcoast dude diva

thats what i said😕 Dude 😎

um terror squad lean back...