Savage Hulk vs. Bizarro

Okay f*ck it!! It needed to be done. Two of the dumbest powerhouses in comics collide!!

The setting: Some canyon in New Mexico

The winner wll recieve Bizarro's beloved "Bizarro #1" necklace, or rock, or whatever.

Who am walking away the winner?

LET THE SLUGFEST (and very funny conversations, if you wanna call that😉) BEGIN!!!

They're running towards eachother; about to collide when they get distracted by an air molecule and sit and look at it until they blow up.

Bizarro was pretty close to Superman's level (but more interesting), so he may have the advantage here. I kind of miss him, but I did not like those other incarnations of other characters (remember Bizarro Jimmy?).

bizzaro is possibly stronger than supes, but he's too dumb to learn his full potential and has absolutely no form or strategey I go with the birdy though

when to search bizarro on google images.....wtf . .

yea remember when they had their bodies switched...supes had to admit that as bizarro he was much stronger...bizarro was actually not even stupid...his actions r just always different from what he wants to do

Someone just gave me an idea. Let's revise this a little:

1)Comic versions

2)Animated versions

Bizarro would probaby think Martian Manhunter's been hitting the gym, "Martan Man-guy am looking funny."

I love animated Bizarro😂

haha, agreed

Damn, this thread is just getting no love.😐

I was gonna let this thread die since it wasn't getting any props, UNTIL ASIAN HULK TRYED TO BITE OFF MY THREAD!!🤨

So now I can't let it die, I CAN'T!!

Ok then here goes...

Bizzaro laughs and says "Your color scheme is rediculous..." no wait...
"you look funny..." not quite there yet... "you am funny looking greenball" Hulk then looks for the green ball. Hulk not finding one, says "you am stupid." Bizzaro "yes, and me am stupider than you." Hulk ponders this for a few hours then realizes that's still an insult. The battle insues.

As f*cked up as that is, I can actually see that happening😂

Thank you, I had an acting coach help me get into character for this one. He reccomended I attempt to break a brick over my head and then write down whatever came out.

Yeah, a brick will always help get into character😉

Good Fight, I think.

Hmmm... Bizarro has the speed/durability/more power advantage... Hulk has his strength and healing factor. This is Savage Hulk right? Debating which retard wins is tough. Bizarro could take it with some effort if he made use of his powers like Superman does, but he's a retard. So is the Hulk.

50/50 maybe?

60/40 for Bizarro... Maybe. 6 out of 10 Bizarro will probably take it.

Lucky you Draco. I did this once already, but the damn thread won't come up for me. This thread will live, for now😉.

yea...nice thread....id say savage hulk...by just a bit....because bizzaro is soo stupid he wouldnt even noe to make use of his speed...and would get hit by hulk....and hulk has the power to take him out...

Bizzaro thinks losing is winning so he wins..or loses...oh which ever means good for him

Hulk will win because Bizarro will forget he has superspeed and go toe to toe with the Hulk.

Hulk will win because Hulk is strongest one there is.

Bizarro will lose because he meant to win.