Foiled Again? - Evil Genius Support Group

Are you an evil superpower or perhaps mad scientist bent on world domination?

Have all of your attempts been thwarted by tree-hugging hippies and do-gooders?

Would you have gotten away with it if it werent for "those dern kids"?

Are you an evil nemesis in disguise as a benevolent leader?

Often times I feel frustrated and alone in my attempts to destroy the Earth, or subjugate people in terror...its like...I dunno...like they just don't understand me. I only want to bring order, and perhaps some cruelty and maybe some behavior modification / mind control into the world.
Is that so wrong?

Just recently a group of kids in a hippie van foiled my plans to fire a superlaser from the moon to destroy the polar ice caps.
I just can't get a break - has this happened to you?

yes...many times i tried to accellerate global warming to get me and me remaining family killed... 😐

damn those kids and their dog too

I'm Evil but i'm not a Genius 🙁

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Are you an evil superpower or perhaps mad scientist bent on world domination?

Have all of your attempts been thwarted by tree-hugging hippies and do-gooders?

Would you have gotten away with it if it werent for "those dern kids"?

Are you an evil nemesis in disguise as a benevolent leader?

Often times I feel frustrated and alone in my attempts to destroy the Earth, or subjugate people in terror...its like...I dunno...like they just don't understand me. I only want to bring order, and perhaps some cruelty and maybe some behavior modification / mind control into the world.
Is that so wrong?

Just recently a group of kids in a hippie van foiled my plans to fire a superlaser from the moon to destroy the polar ice caps.
I just can't get a break - has this happened to you?

Um, that van? Yeah, well the driver is totally my boyfriend. Mhmm diva

kinda random 😕

im a genius..obv

and also evil

whoo hoo go me

well im the stupid blabbering dog that will foil your plan

I'm kidding of course, I'm not really that daft beeatch Daphne and I am really in love with an evil mastermind genius. But I ain't tellin' y'all who it is schmoll

is it scott evil?

I will rule the world with the help of my evil flying piggy's

Originally posted by Syren
I'm kidding of course, I'm not really that daft beeatch Daphne and I am really in love with an evil mastermind genius. But I ain't tellin' y'all who it is schmoll

*strokes chin*

Really...? I must meet him...

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
*strokes chin*

Really...? I must meet him...

You may already have done, it's such a small world 😉

Originally posted by Syren
You may already have done, it's such a small world 😉

Yes....yes...there are so few of us....and even fewer worth fallinf in love with... 😉

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Yes....yes...there are so few of us....and even fewer worth fallinf in love with... 😉

Ah reckin there's plenny a soulmates out there, ye jest gots te look hard is all 😛

❌ Noone would join my Revolution of KMC

I am an evil mastahmind also. I find it compelling that you weaklings hahven't ahlready devised a plan to work together.

😖 Duh.

Originally posted by Londonboy7
❌ Noone would join my Revolution of KMC

Ok, where's it at Che? 😖hifty:

darth revan187 should be in here

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
I am an evil mastahmind also. I find it compelling that you weaklings hahven't ahlready devised a plan to work together.

😖 Duh.

whip

Shaddap.