Very well, except for this small flaw in your plan: It is extremely bad luck to perform a sixpence a penny for a rye on a Sunday, such as today. Therefore you should wait for the morrow, 'else you have an ill-omen. But do promise me that you will not abandon your decision, either for bribery or the delight of another.😐
Aldaron: your words confuse me, hence this face I make -- 😑
Ah, O' brother Smodden how little you know of me. A bribe cannot and will not dissuade me from the true path. For that way leads to songs of Barney the purple dinosaur....
And yet it is also true that if I were to sing a sixpence a penny for a rye on Monday an ill thing will befall me if I do not sing said song in the language of the Maori people, but never past 1 oclock and never before the last second of the twelfth toll of the bell in noontime. I am doomed 😐