Sit on Santa Moose's Lap

Started by Canadian Moose68 pages

sarcasm will get you everywhere

Let's hope so 😖hifty:

Dear Santa,

Please send me one of those Canadian silver_tears please.

That is all,
Raz

maybe if your really nice to santa! He might send you Silver!

Dear Santa,

I'm willing to travel this year, please put me on a plane somewhere.

That is all,
A Canadian silver_tears

Raz m'dear me and Milla will stalk you good 🥷

Originally posted by Raz
Dear Santa,

Please send me one of those Canadian silver_tears please.

That is all,
Raz

Dear Raz,
Have you been a Good Administrator this year? Well...I suppose you have. Let's see. silver_tears....ahh yes...the lovely Irene girl. Did you want that in regular plastic, or the new, faux leather doll?

I've a very bad admin 😈

SO!......could I get a Milla aswell PLEASE! Oh and throw in one of those Candy Girls naughty

Originally posted by silver_tears
Dear Santa,

I'm willing to travel this year, please put me on a plane somewhere.

That is all,
A Canadian silver_tears

Raz m'dear me and Milla will stalk you good 🥷

Dear silver_tears,
Since you have been kind to the dweelers in your oh so troubling city, I will indeed send you travelling. You now have a choice of going to A) London, England for an all expenses paid trip where you will hobnob with Britain's finest, sightsee and be shown the REAL Big Ben, by A Mr. Raz. OR B) You and a friend are off to SUNNY ACAPULCO courtesy of Santa Tours...

It can be yours Irene, if, the price is right.

(why doesn't anyone ever stop me?)

I'll take London, I have a few stops to make 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Dear silver_tears,
Since you have been kind to the dweelers in your oh so troubling city, I will indeed send you travelling. You now have a choice of going to A) London, England for an all expenses paid trip where you will hobnob with Britain's finest, sightsee and be shown the REAL Big Ben, by A Mr. Raz. OR B) You and a friend are off to SUNNY ACAPULCO courtesy of Santa Tours...

It can be yours Irene, if, the price is right.

(why doesn't anyone ever stop me?)

hysterical

Holy fecking crap.

Originally posted by English Moosette
hysterical

Holy fecking crap.

Yeah, see baby? I need someone I can trust, YOURSELF, to tell me when I go on and on...I'm a veritable windbag...

help me... 🙁

schmoll You just can't help yourself.

i'll have misha for christmas pleeeease mr moose

can i have ladygrim for christmas moose

i knew youd say that

well mrs moose could give me that present

who's mrs moose?

english moosette

oh, Syren

yeah her i wouldn't mind sitting on her lap