Sit on Santa Moose's Lap

Started by JToTheP68 pages

WAR CALL!!!!!!! *tumbles over fake Rudolph and runs and gets attacked by Santa's #1 elf and knocked unconcious*

HEY! IM RUNNIN' OUT OF FILM HERE!! GET BACK TO THE BANGING!!

Originally posted by Sarsaparilla
HEY! IM RUNNIN' OUT OF FILM HERE!! GET BACK TO THE BANGING!!
lol

well then.. come here hun......we gotta use that film in better ways huh?

Originally posted by mightymunt44
hey now that's not nice
how bout this we'll share the car you can have it on fridays and weekends and i'll take it all the rest of the time
but I have a car..... silly kisses

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
I can't...DP has me tied up...

Call the police... or at least JttP....he can help...

*sneaks and unties you while DP is distracted by the camera man*

Originally posted by shellie
*sneaks and unties you while DP is distracted by the camera man*
notices and cries* but that was my favorite toy!!!!!

Originally posted by DarkPheonix
notices and cries* but that was my favorite toy!!!!!

I'm not a toy!

I had this soooo under control...I was the man!

The Yule tide Pimp....The Holly Humper....The master of the misletoe...and NOW look at me!

*raises eyebrow*

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
I'm not a toy!

I had this soooo under control...I was the man!

The Yule tide Pimp....The Holly Humper....The master of the misletoe...and NOW look at me!

*grab hold of leg* my toy...... wanna play 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
I'm not a toy!

I had this soooo under control...I was the man!

The Yule tide Pimp....The Holly Humper....The master of the misletoe...and NOW look at me!

Yah, but now Mrs X is here to save the freakin' day y'all 🪩

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
The Holly Humper

no! your supposed to the the shellie-phoenix humper, but now since you wasted all that film, i LOST money!

😆

Originally posted by Sarsaparilla
no! your supposed to the the shellie-phoenix humper, but now since you wasted all that film, i LOST money!
hey I offered.....

Originally posted by Sarsaparilla
no! your supposed to the the shellie-phoenix humper, but now since you wasted all that film, i LOST money!

hug

'S ok sweetie, we'll go make some real nice film together 😉

Originally posted by Syren
Yah, but now Mrs X is here to save the freakin' day y'all 🪩

*claps* My heroine...*bats eyelashes*

Originally posted by Syren
hug

'S ok sweetie, we'll go make some real nice film together 😉


clap goodie!

Originally posted by Sarsaparilla
no! your supposed to the the shellie-phoenix humper, but now since you wasted all that film, i LOST money!

But, I HAVE my Mrs. Santa Moose all picked out though...

Originally posted by Syren
hug

'S ok sweetie, we'll go make some real nice film together 😉

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
But, I HAVE my Mrs. Santa Moose all picked out though...
who is it?

Originally posted by Syren
Yah, but now Mrs X is here to save the freakin' day y'all 🪩
finally...some freaking sanity.....'bout damn time girl 😉