Sit on Santa Moose's Lap

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
It's getting to be that time of year again.

Presents...parties....eggnog.

Christmas is fast approaching, and being the giving person that I am, I want to do my part.

We all know that Santa is dead. That last orgy with the elves and reindeer took him over the edge. They say syphilis is rare these days....tell that to St, Nick. 🙁

ANYhow...I have agreed to take his place. I've set up shop in the North Pole, and ass cracked all the drugged out STD ridden populace and got them back in shape. Christmas WILL go on. But, I got rid of the Jolly fat man's list, and started fresh. I'm making my OWN list, and if you F**K up, you're toast.

So, come on, throw away those inhibitions and tell ole Santa Moose what you want.

I won't bite.

Much.

Get me an X-Box 360..with the hottest games u can think of..droolio

Originally posted by Fianna
I could so play baby Jesus..schmoll 😛

Hmmm..okay...how to warm hands over the ocean..hmm

True...oh well..it's only for six hours a week..would be worse if it was all the time..

Yes....I assume you prolly could.... 😑

Think think think!!!! They're freezing!

Yeah, working for a living IS tiring....

Originally posted by Backbone
😆

Get me an X-Box 360..with the hottest games u can think of..droolio

"Get me" "Give me"......is there something wrong with manners people?

I may look like a moose, but I am still human. Sort of.....and saying please and thank you didn't cost anything, the last time I checked. 😠

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
"Get me" "Give me"......is there something wrong with manners people?

I may look like a moose, but I am still human. Sort of.....and saying please and thank you didn't cost anything, the last time I checked. 😠

If you don't..well, you don't wanna know 😆 j/k

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yes....I assume you prolly could.... 😑

Think think think!!!! They're freezing!

Yeah, working for a living IS tiring....

Originally posted by Backbone
pweeeeese? cry

If you don't..well, you don't wanna know 😆 j/k

🙄 First off, you male or female?

Originally posted by Fianna
OKay okay!!..don't rush me..it's like the blue or red wire thing.. 😑 *grabs his hands and rubs them together* ..now pretend I'm doing that..it'll be like Peter Pan and the lost boys pretending to eat food 😱

Listen, I don't wanna be blown up in order for you to warm my hands up.... 😑

😂 *Imagines*

Say...is it just my imagination, or are you naked whilst doing this? 😉

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
🙄 First off, you male or female?

j/k..Male 😛

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Listen, I don't wanna be blown up in order for you to warm my hands up.... 😑

😂 *Imagines*

Say...is it just my imagination, or are you naked whilst doing this? 😉

*quickly puts clothes back on* lookaround

what do i want for christmas? to enslave the male race and turn them into my own personal gimps. whip

😄

*bats eyes* oh, please santa moose, please. eyes

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what do i want for christmas? to enslave the male race and turn them into my own personal gimps. whip

😄

*bats eyes* oh, please santa moose, please. eyes

Originally posted by Backbone
[gasp] Have you been looking?! 😂

j/k..Male 😛

Ok then....first off, don't ever say 'pweese' it reeks of....fruitiness. 😉

Secondly, I'll consider your request. 😛

Originally posted by Fianna
I think that's all in your head...now stop it...how dare you suggest such a thing...slap

*quickly puts clothes back on* lookaround

It's always in my head.... droolio

Allright then..... 🙁

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what do i want for christmas? to enslave the male race and turn them into my own personal gimps. whip

😄

*bats eyes* oh, please santa moose, please. eyes

Not an unreasonable request, as long as I am exempt. 😄

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ok then....first off, don't ever say 'pweese' it reeks of....fruitiness. 😉

Secondly, I'll consider your request. 😛

YAY! 😄

*punches Santa Moose in the nuts and runs off snickering* j/k.. 😆

Originally posted by Backbone
[gasp]! 😠

oh, and what's wrong with that? disgust

Originally posted by Backbone
fruitiness? When you just said that I thought of an orange..😑

YAY! 😄

*punches Santa Moose in the nuts and runs off snickering* j/k.. 😆

You are going to be the first Gimp!

Dasher, Dancer, Guido and Morris! GET HIM!!!! 😠

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
oh, and what's wrong with that? disgust

I will never bow to..a man slaving woman..or..err..uhh.. 🥷

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Not an unreasonable request, as long as I am exempt. 😄

do mooses not count? 😕

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
do mooses not count? 😕

Well, technically, I AM still a male....see? 😄