Sit on Santa Moose's Lap

but i didn't kill anyone
*puts on diguise and sits on lap and asks for an airline ticket to sydney

walks out crying..............

is still sitting on lap waiting for a reply

WHy are you crying??? 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
But on the other hand, there's this entry about you!

"Nicci was wearing the sweetest outfit tonight...it fit her like a glove...she looked so sexy. I MUST ask her if I can borrow it..."

Actually...maybe that wasn't a good example...

*gasp* Scott is a drag queen! 😱

shes gone now

Originally posted by AvP
but i didn't kill anyone
*puts on diguise and sits on lap and asks for an airline ticket to sydney

*eyes AvP*

You a guy?

😠 LISTEN BUDDY, I WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS IF IT WAS ANY LESS THAN $100, NOW GIMME MY $500!!!!!!! ranting *smacks fake Dasher*

yeah i'm a guy *in a deeper tone of voice*

Originally posted by AvP
yeah i'm a guy *in a deeper tone of voice*

Mmmkay then....*tosses him OFF his lap*

We have RULES here....RULES....

*hands him a ticket to Sydney*

Originally posted by JToTheP
😠 LISTEN BUDDY, I WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS IF IT WAS ANY LESS THAN $100, NOW GIMME MY $500!!!!!!! ranting *smacks fake Dasher*

*steps back warilly*

J-man? What are you doing? 😕

Santa your ****in reindeer robbed me of $500 when I WAS drunk!!!!!!! ranting *trips and falls over Santa's chair*

*takes of disguise and heads for the airport*

Originally posted by JToTheP
Santa your ****in reindeer robbed me of $500 when I WAS drunk!!!!!!! ranting *trips and falls over Santa's chair*

Oh...hey...hey...take it easy. I'm a corporation now you know...I have money coming in every way...stocks, bonds, endorsement deals...so here...$500 for your loss, and $500 for the inconvenience. My deepest apologies.

*Escorts a seemingly drunk JP out*

😑 sorry, to many times watchin Bad Santa for me, and among other stuff, and stuff, and... 😕 ....cash WHERE!? 😱

*hasn't noticed he has been fooled*

Stops AvP at the door and takes ticket off him. Oi Santa got us a fake here!

*runs in circles and rushes into back* 🥷 *crawls around on the ceiling*

Originally posted by She-Devil
Stops AvP at the door and takes ticket off him. Oi Santa got us a fake here!

*walks over slowly*

A fake eh? Well...we have ways of dealing with FAKES....

Bring me JtotheP...

Mwahahahahahaha.