Redneck Jokes
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Redneck Zoo
What's the diff between a Yankee and Southern Zoo?
On a Yankee zoo cage it shows animal and scientific name in Latin.
On a Southern zoo it has name of the animal & the recipe
(Source: Redneck101.com)
If you make it a point to break the speed limit in reverse.....you might be a redneck.
If you think a 401-k is your mother-in-law's bra size.....you might be a redneck.
If you work with your shirt off and so does your husband....you might be a redneck.
If you think a barbarian is a librarian and a barber mixed....you might be a redneck.
these are all mine except for one.
Right its not great but what the hell
A guy goes to a football match on his own, he says to the person next to him "hey you wanna hear a great redneck joke?" the guy next to him replys "befor you do know that I am a redneck i'm 6 foot 4 and weigh 32 stone, the guy behind you is my brother he is a redneck he's 6 foot 3 and weighs 36 stone, the guy sitting next to you on the other side is my cousin he is 7 foot and weighs 37 stone"
The first guy says "no i wont bother dont want to repeat my self 3 times"
lol
You might be a redneck if you think the last line of the American National Anthym is: Gentlemen, start your engines! (Jeff Foxworthy, You're A Redneck If...)
I am the president of the United States! Where are your freedom fries? Heh heh!
What scares me is when I found out that my wife was taking private shotgun lessons. (Jeff Foxworthy, Blue Collar TV)
If you drive your car through a metal detector and it doesnt go off.
If you've ever been caught liein, through your tooth.
If your idea of entertainment is a bug zapper and a six-pac.
If you've ever got away with stealin a weed eater from Wal-Mart.
If you decided it was a "Good idea" to paint a "H" on the top of your house cause you love helicopters.