When All Else Fails...

I've tried and tried.
My damn teacher (at school) has been such a !%#*#&#!$$

I've gotten 1 referal and 1 detention from her. That's not me.
I just got a C from her, when I can prove I have a 83.7% In the class. ( A "B" where i live)...

The first report card she gave me A "B".

"oh, i forgot he turned in that assignment"
says she after bieng interriogated by the principal.

She's made Several BAD comments to the entire class:

"Hey, Doug, wanna come to my Nazi meeting?"
"Shut the **** up, Tyler"
"Oh, so you're a Jew then?"
"That was a bullshit answer, Eric"

I'm about to kill her...

Or i can just get outta the class

When all else fails, what should I do?

HELP.

If you're in high school...switch to another teacher 😬

Thanks.

I think I'll switch to another elective.

Murder her.

Problem solved.

Believe me when I say I know what you are going through.My math teacher does the same thing.Giving me dentions for no reason and sometimes accusing me for stuff I did not do.
Why because Versonica (a girl a my school) acts so sweet infront of the teachers but in real life she is the devil himself!)
Don't worry about your teacher maybe you can change her or his mind.I wish you the best of luck.In the world of teachers you can't never win!JM

Originally posted by BackFire
Murder her.

Problem solved.

Can you do the deed for me?

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Believe me when I say I know what you are going through.My math teacher does the same thing.Giving me dentions for no reason and sometimes accusing me for stuff I did not do.
Why because Versonica (a girl a my school) acts so sweet infront of the teachers but in real life she is the devil himself!)
Don't worry about your teacher maybe you can change her or his mind.I wish you the best of luck.In the world of teachers you can't never win!JM

Preach teh truth, sister.

Originally posted by Frosty Beverage
Can you do the deed for me?

No, be a man and kill your teacher, it's something we all have to do at some point in our lives.

lol.

Originally posted by BackFire
Murder her.

Problem solved.

Advocating the guy murders his teacher to solve his issue is simply not funny or clever. He could end up in jail or worse. I expect more from you BF. Shameful.

What he needs to do is PAY someone to murder her and make sure he has a good alibi.

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Believe me when I say I know what you are going through.My math teacher does the same thing.Giving me dentions for no reason and sometimes accusing me for stuff I did not do.
Why because Versonica (a girl a my school) acts so sweet infront of the teachers but in real life she is the devil himself!)
Don't worry about your teacher maybe you can change her or his mind.I wish you the best of luck.In the world of teachers you can't never win!JM

seriously, how old are you? 🤨

Originally posted by Mr Zero
Advocating the guy murders his teacher to solve his issue is simply not funny or clever. He could end up in jail or worse. I expect more from you BF. Shameful.

What he needs to do is PAY someone to murder her and make sure he has a good alibi.

Yeah, but there are few things more joyous then personally murdering someone who you hate. Sure, hiring someone to do it would be safer, but it wouldn't be nearly as satisfying.

I think life in prison is a small price to pay to see the agony of pain on the face of a person you hate first hand, caused by you directly.

you could rip out her floapian tubes and scrangle her with them lol

I think Euripides had the best idea about revenge when he wrote his version of Medea.

The real, most satisying revenge when you get away with it. (at any cost)

Sure, now if he can kill her himself, AND get away with it, that is the best.

Originally posted by LordKerrigor
you could rip out her floapian tubes and scrangle her with them lol

You can go to all the trouble of getting something translated into exact binary code for your sig, but are happy to post a sentence such as the above post.

Thanks: You have just given me a new method of defining "moronic" - I owe you one.

hey Doug, slip some rat poison in her pill bottle.

😱 i'll do it on monday!

Originally posted by Frosty Beverage
I've tried and tried.
My damn teacher (at school) has been such a !%#*#&#!$$

I've gotten 1 referal and 1 detention from her. That's not me.
I just got a C from her, when I can prove I have a 83.7% In the class. ( A "B" where i live)...

The first report card she gave me A "B".

"oh, i forgot he turned in that assignment"
says she after bieng interriogated by the principal.

She's made Several BAD comments to the entire class:

"Hey, Doug, wanna come to my Nazi meeting?"
"Shut the **** up, Tyler"
"Oh, so you're a Jew then?"
"That was a bullshit answer, Eric"

I'm about to kill her...

Or i can just get outta the class

When all else fails, what should I do?

HELP.

Right.......