If a tree falls on me in the woods...

Originally posted by Darth Prefect
if a tree fell on you moosey, you would look up and realize its Kerry.

😂

she's not quite THAT big, but all the same, she can fall on me ANYTIME.

Why do you keep changing your name? You're confusing the hell out of me. I start to know you, then you come in with Sartsparilla, and now this, and I have to start ALL over again.

Hi, I'm Moose. 😄

Originally posted by Kosta
That depends on how the tree hits you, but i suppose there would be noone there to hear it anyway, so you would die........sad, but true 😛

But wouldn't he hear himself, if he made a noise?

Darth Prefect is Sarsaparilla?? Once again crazy

There are too many Darths.

I kept getting made fun of!! i had to change it.

no no no. you totally mixed up the question!

the REAL thing is: if a tree falls and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound??

how about: If a tree falls on Donald Trump, does him and his Godforsaken hair die?

Originally posted by Vampy
no no no. you totally mixed up the question!

the REAL thing is: if a tree falls and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound??

clap

Yes, I know. This is an ofshoot of that question.

sometimes I wonder why I bother.

Originally posted by Darth Prefect
how about: If a tree falls on Donald Trump, does him and his Godforsaken hair die?

😂

Is his hair...alive?

😖 i hope not!

Pratchett, baby. clap

k 😐

hysterical

I cannot believe people are questioning Scott's humour 😐

Oh there's a sound alright naughty

hi

there would be knashing and grinding of teeth!

If a tree fell on CM in the woods would he make a sound?
Probably but you wouldnt be able to hear it for all the laughter of everyone watching... 😛

hehehehehe

Originally posted by English Moosette
And the mind boggles crazy

Honey, if a tree fell on you in a forest you wouldn't die alone, I'd feel your misery and be straight there to tend to you hug

ummm do i know you?

If the tree was actualy Sy dressed up like a tree that fell on you...........ummm what time does the tree that ends up bein Kerry fall on you? And is there anyone there or is this a private thing you and Kerry have cooked up? Are you ok Moose? I mean if a tree fell on me i would be sooooo bruised. And what about Kerry you cant forget her. There are so many angles to look at this. What if it is not you who the tree falls on? What if it is Mizz Poe pretending to be you? Yanno my pretend horse buttertoast hangs around Mizz Poe alot. OMG!!!!! What if it is buttertoast who the tree falls on? Who will I talk to then if i cant talk to myself? And why does a tree have to fall why cant it be a skunk? Skunks fall all the time. Or maybe a moose, well not a moose i mean a mouse. What if a mouse fell on you? 😑

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
😂

Is his hair...alive?

Havent you seen Star Trek? His hair is a tribble. 🙁