Have you ever moved fast enough....

✅ The best material, if you want warmth, go for wool. I recommend Angora.

way to totally deprive me of my pervish pleasures!

Originally posted by English Moosette
✅ The best material, if you want warmth, go for wool. I recommend Angora.

Angora socks? What is Angora? Remember, I'm just a stupid alpha male. I don't know much.

On the plus side though, I'm hung like a horse, so that makes up for it. 😛

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
...that you high fived yourself with one hand??

Now I know it sounds crazy, but I believe it could be done. Think about it. It Could Work. If You Put Your Mind To It, you could accomplish anything.

Originally posted by Raz
You need acid to accomplish that...

True...of course with acid, I don't actually have hands ...I have wings...

hysterical When I read Raz's post I assumed he meant chemical acid, the stuff you use in Science 🥷

But yes, you need LSD 😆

And Angora is goat's wool, I think 😕

Originally posted by English Moosette
hysterical When I read Raz's post I assumed he meant chemical acid, the stuff you use in Science 🥷

But yes, you need LSD 😆

And Angora is goat's wool, I think 😕

Holy God woman, goats wool socks? I'm lucky if I get socks that last me a week without wearing through.

Of course, I DO wear a size 14 shoe....*swaggers*

*cough*

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Holy God woman, goats wool socks? I'm lucky if I get socks that last me a week without wearing through.

Of course, I DO wear a size 14 shoe....*swaggers*

*cough*

😑 I thought I had big feet for a female, they're a six. But you just take the biscuit, Sasquatch that you are 😂 I have to shoot baby, I'll speak to you tomorrow hug

Originally posted by English Moosette
😑 I thought I had big feet for a female, they're a six. But you just take the biscuit, Sasquatch that you are 😂 I have to shoot baby, I'll speak to you tomorrow hug

bye hon. 🙁

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
...that you high fived yourself with one hand??

Now I know it sounds crazy, but I believe it could be done. Think about it. It Could Work. If You Put Your Mind To It, you could accomplish anything.

I JUST DID IT!! 😱 I can't believe it, but I DID! 💃

I'm going to the hospital now, but I DID IT!!!!!! 😱

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I JUST DID IT!! 😱 I can't believe it, but I DID! 💃

I'm going to the hospital now, but I DID IT!!!!!! 😱

Pfft, I did it last year.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Pfft, I did it last year.

That's awesome!

Did it feel like your wrist broke in 93 places? 😕