Chick for Hire

No it's not a baby chicken 😛

That's right you lucky people, who wants to hire me to be your gf? 😱
Order now while I have a special going on, the first 10 minutes free ✅ after that it'll be $19.95 per minute.....

Step right up, and let's all just forget about Mr. Zero 😮‍💨

*I'm not actually for sale, unless you have millions, and or give me diamonds.....

i have diamond mines... does that count?

hmmm 20 bucks a minute eh? that like one of those party hot lines lol

Originally posted by mc pee pants
i have diamond mines... does that count?

when can I drop by? 😮‍💨

This is a great deal!!

Damn! I've already wasted my money on a Video Game. 🙁

Originally posted by silver_tears
when can I drop by? 😮‍💨

drop by? baby, i'll pick you up in my invisible jet sooperneo

Hmmph, the door is that way sneaky2

I'm kidding, I lover you really cry

lol WD but its halo2!

Originally posted by mc pee pants
drop by? baby, i'll pick you up in my invisible jet sooperneo

your cape turns me on 😮

*hands over credit card*

It's empty and out of practice can you help? 😉

Originally posted by silver_tears
your cape turns me on 😮

it's undeniable. the cape has the utmost level of swankiness sooperneo swank

Originally posted by Baylin
*hands over credit card*

It's empty and out of practice can you help? 😉

Thank you come again droolio
*latches onto your arm* 😊

Originally posted by mc pee pants
it's undeniable. the cape has the utmost level of swankiness sooperneo swank

Yeah but your not a dog though and Sils has soft spot for cute animules! 😄

Specially the hedgehogs 😍

yeah me too right before they hit the bumper 😈

the cape is till undeniable.

ooh, look... a puppy puppy

*gets confused* where to go now 😕

you can go in my pants! 😄

That'll be 1000456000 dollars please 😊

Your loyal hound goes where ever you go, just dont shut me out of the room too often...