What's the worst thing you've ever ate?

About an hour ago I ate a cigarette. Filter and all.

So...What happened was my friend was sitting there smoking while we were eating at our local 24 hour dining establishment. He got another one out to smoke, and someone asked "are you gonna smoke that?" and he said "No, I'm gonna eat it."

I said "Can I eat one?" He pushed the pack over and said "Go ahead."

Normally, I would just laugh it off, but the waitress who was pouring coffee said "Dip it in water and do it." She was kinda cute, so I did it. I dipped it in water and bit into it, ate it filter and all. She said "I want to see him swallow" so I swallowed some.

Then I ran to the bathroom.

👆 excellent. you are well on your way into manhood.

when I lived in London for a year - I am some black pudding

for us Yanks that is bigs blood and fat and some spices all mixed together...

actually most of the food I ate in engalnd was pure puke

an ethiopian

foie gras 😘

Originally posted by MornGlory
when I lived in London for a year - I am some black pudding

for us Yanks that is bigs blood and fat and some spices all mixed together...

actually most of the food I ate in engalnd was pure puke

😆

Originally posted by ElectricBugaloo
About an hour ago I ate a cigarette. Filter and all.

So...What happened was my friend was sitting there smoking while we were eating at our local 24 hour dining establishment. He got another one out to smoke, and someone asked "are you gonna smoke that?" and he said "No, I'm gonna eat it."

I said "Can I eat one?" He pushed the pack over and said "Go ahead."

Normally, I would just laugh it off, but the waitress who was pouring coffee said "Dip it in water and do it." She was kinda cute, so I did it. I dipped it in water and bit into it, ate it filter and all. She said "I want to see him swallow" so I swallowed some.

Then I ran to the bathroom.

And you think that doing this is going to make the waitress go "My hero!!!" and want to have sex with you?

I think it just probably confirmed to her that he is to be avoided.

black pudding 😘

um....i ate some grass once 😬

sour milk

I would say sea food.It is nasty crab and fish it is all nasty to me.That woud have to be the worst thing I ever ate and tryed for that matter.JM

i love seafood droolio

fruits de mer drool

worst thing i ever ate : a 7th grader ....

ok i didnt really eat him...but i was close 🥷

Dog food...wet....cat food....wet....dog treats....beggin strips....cat treats...little fishys

dog food is yummy droolio

oh and yellow snow....I WAS LITTLE......ok it was on a dare

....A Bulls....*ahem* 😮