Thoughts for the day...

I just got this from a firend, [again] so I though I'd share.

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts, but as mattresses?

8. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

9. And whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Feel free to share your thoughs here too. 🙂

Is it so small a thing
To have enjoy'd the sun,
To have lived light in the spring,
To have loved, to have thought, to have done.

~Matthew Arnold

A crazy guy is a genius trying to act normal.

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Why is the earth round?

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An apple is an orange in disguise

Life is like a flame, it burns away, and if it gets blown out your time is up