Things you thought you would never say...

What are some things you thought you would never say, but caught yourself saying?

Me...

1) I broke a nail
2) Time for another manicure
3) Im not in the mood for sex
4) Everything you need is on top of your doughnuts.

That is all I can think of off the top of my head.

'I'd love to, but I've got a really bad headache right now.'

'Yeah, well I could kick your ass at badminton buddy.'

'I'll just have a soda.'

'Wow, Meg Ryan was amazing in that movie.'

'I need to buy new glasses, these ones so don't match my shoes.'

'You know what dad, I quite like your new girlfriend.'

'Jesus christ, this A Perfect Circle song sucks.'

'Shut up, I'm trying to think.'

'Listen Darrell, me looking at your body doesn't make me gay, just curious and jealous.'

'I miss my brother.'

Oh God, Im so cheesed off!......Not a good one! 😂

Here, hunny. Have the remote. Watch what you want.

'Wow, Meg Ryan was amazing in that movie.'

😆 😆

me and my friend were watching crappy pop videos on MTV a couple of hours ago, lord knows why, and pretty much out of the blue I say

'I'd brutally murder my entire family for 5 minutes alone with Gwen Stefani.'

I'm so ashamed.

Originally posted by Deathblow

I'm so ashamed.

Yeah, you should be. Damn...

I loved the movie, 'Fried Green Tomatoes'. 😮

"****ing Shit ****er I hope you ****ing burn in ****ing hell *****".

I had a bad day once.

"I agree with Ush here...." 😖

"im speechless"

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
"I agree with Ush here...." 😖

Ush is here? 😕

er NO that was a quote darling...

"put your pants back on"

"my girlfriend has Flintstone feet" 😑

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
er NO that was a quote darling...

"i wonder what it feels like to wear a thong"

You have sexy back hair
Periods ROCK!
Anthony Kiedis is not as sexy as michael Jackson
I'm WET!
I love REM
Can I suck that Zit?
Yeah I'll swallow..It taste awesome!
Yes I Did kill Lacy (Scott Peterson telling the truth)
I'm SMART!
I think your grandpas Hott
Hey after your boyfreind send him up to my room
I LOVE SCHOOL
I got a crush On mr Keats (PRINCIPAL)
I have diarrhea
The Red Hot Chili Peppers SUCK
I never masturbate
I"M allergic to sex
Yes Im a hermaphrodite
Blondes are way much smarter!
I have gonnorhea
Usher has the ugliest body!
I wana **** your grandma in the bathroom while she's poopin'!

thats all I can think of

I never thought i'd say this but i really wish the popular girls didn't hate me

Popular girls are bitches and I'm glad they hate me...Because I ahte them TOO!

Never think that way Clara

They only want you to think that way so they can destroy your very soul

trust me!

yeah ur right, how could i ever think that!!! arrggh i must be going mad!

*let's pretend it never happened. end of!*