finger splinter. Owie.

Sam is the name of my favorite cocker spaniel when I was younger. He used to hump anything that moved. Classic. Highly entertaining.

Even if it was a fake wound?

Well i blatantly wrote sam instead of spam - i do apologize - i have long nails, so sometimes typing proves difficult - especially since i do it quickly.

Hey thanks DR, thats means a whole lot. It was tough going public with this and your backup means a great deal to me.

You listening hiker? eh? eh?

No, i preferred hearing my signature refferred to as a surface-to-air missile.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
i have long nails, so sometimes typing proves difficult

LB has Long nails..Oh mama - see thats the info we need to hear....

um.. in case she has to remove a splinter. obviously.

Wait, that is helpful.

Originally posted by Mr Zero
Hey thanks DR, thats means a whole lot. It was tough going public with this and your backup means a great deal to me.

You listening hiker? eh? eh?

Dude, I'm still in the corner praying for Satan to punish me! Didn't you read that on the last page? Jeeez, I got your back already, god. 😄

Back-up is on the way. *Drops in from dropship in Marine gear*
"Go, go, go!"

May I please get out of the corner now, Mr. Zero? 😬

Originally posted by Mr Zero
LB has Long nails..Oh mama - see thats the info we need to hear....

um.. in case she has to remove a splinter. obviously.

Yeah, I'll remove your splinter...unless you get someone else to do it to you before i do.

I wont be happy if that happens.

*Does it quicker*

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
May I please get out of the corner now, Mr. Zero? 😬

Thats entirely between you and the fallen one.

Its nice to see mailedbypostman can do it qucker than me - ah well, theres always next time.

Yep.

Oh fab: silver_tears is online; No doubt she will be starting some sort of splinter related thread soon that will be better and more popular than this one.

Originally posted by Mr Zero
Thats entirely between you and the fallen one.

Weak. 😬

Try getting chrome from an aging 1950's door handle outa your finger crybaby

Good?

Any second now it's going to be "silver_tears sexy splinter advice thread" - mark my words...