If you could say one thing to Bill Gates, in person...

If you could say one thing to Bill Gates, in person, what would it be?

"Thanks a bunch for the swiss cheese software, Billy."

"You're a nerd"

"You f*cked up my computer."

"what the hell are you doing here at my workplace at 5am?"

F*ck you, Windows XP Service Pack 2, and your Xbox, now gimme money f*cker!!!!!!

you look like my neighbor--and shes a woman!! 😐

Wanna play Pong?

Halo 2 pwns your mom like Darth Vader in heat. 😐

"My puppy died and my grandpa has a terminal disease... Can you give me $500,000? There's an ATM machine across the street."

Windows XP rocks ?

Originally posted by jos91
Windows XP rocks ?

NO! He's lying, GOD NO!!!!!!

God:How about a Service Pack 3?

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Gates:Hmmm, sounds incredibly useless, and even worse, deal!

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I would ask him for about $100 - thats nothing to him

Originally posted by MornGlory
I would ask him for about $100 - thats nothing to him

Hell, a million is nothing to him.

I'd pretend that i had a gun and demand loads of money

"can i move in" 😂

"Can you have my autograph?"

I'd have got a legal document saying something like "i, bill gates hereby give all of my money to [insert name here]"
and then fold it over, and ask for his autosraph on the part that needs to be signed

😂

It needs to be a validated legal document before you do that 😂 and as far as i know theyre not allowed to have any folds in them, but good idea none the less! Quite cunning, probably would scare the shite out of him. 😈

Originally posted by JKozzy
If you could say one thing to Bill Gates, in person, what would it be?

"When is Xbox 2 coming out?"

were u born a nerd or did it take effort?