Every dog has its day
thread for us doggies doggieheart
Dogs' Rules
1. The DOG always makes the rules.
2. A kiss from a DOG is a compliment & should never be wiped off.
3. When outside, the DOG will stop & sniff as often as he or she deems necessary.
4. The DOG has first choice of where he or she will sleep on your bed
5. Unable to hold a toothbrush, the DOG cannot be held responsible for his or her breath.
6. If the DOG needs to chase his or her tail, you're not providing enough entertainment.
7. Ignoring requests for attention will warrant the use by DOG of "Puppy Dog Eyes".
8. The DOG is not required to wear any sweater, no matter who made it, or how cold it is outside.
9. The DOG is not responsible for the mysterious disappearance of any cat that enters his or her territory.
10. Withholding table scraps may cause serious damge to your shoes.
11. The chasing of squirrels is a DOG'S birthright and should not be thwarted.
12. Failure to comply with these rules may cause the DOG to leave home and/or file a complaint with the local S.P.C.A..